A man needs a woman…

[KindaKinky]

Hey Fellas!

Complete this sentence: A man needs a woman…

like a [blank] needs a [blank]

 

[KindaKinky]

For example…

…like a [penis] needs a [knife]

…like a [lung] needs a [tumor]

Got it? now go to it!

 

[KindaKinky]

…like vodka needs a martini.

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

I need a woman, so in my case, it would be...

Like Keanu Reeves needs acting lessons.

 

[bluespoke]

I need a woman, so in my case, it would be...

Like Keanu Reeves needs acting lessons.

You are desperate!

 

[weed]

hehehe

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=4562284#post4562284

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

You are desperate!

Why play hard to get? lol

 

[islandman]

.....like fat kids love cake.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Allowing that others disagree, as one who prefers the company of women I'd say

A man needs a woman as a song needs a singer, as a lever needs a fulcrum, as a flower needs rain.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

Re: Allowing that others disagree, as one who prefers the company of women I'd say

A man needs a woman as a song needs a singer, as a lever needs a fulcrum, as a flower needs rain.

Awww...aren't you so sweet. LOL

 

[KindaKinky]

I need a woman, so in my case, it would be...

Like Keanu Reeves needs acting lessons.

He's not the only one! How about…

…like Britney Spears needs singing lessons

or:

…like Madonna needs a Movie Deal!

or:

…like Donald Rumsfeld needs a smile!

 

[weed]

Re: Allowing that others disagree, as one who prefers the company of women I'd say

A man needs a woman as a song needs a singer, as a lever needs a fulcrum, as a flower needs rain.

...like a woman needs a man.

 

[KindaKinky]

…like a toilet needs a turds. You know it's nasty business, and only one gets more out of the relationship!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Allowing that others disagree, as one who prefers the company of women I'd sa

...like a woman needs a man.

Yeah, but that seemed to obvious.

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

like he needs another hole in the head!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Like a hammer needs a nail.
Like a cat needs a mouse (?)
Like Homer needs a donut (doh!)

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

Like a hammer needs a nail.

El Condor Pasa

 

[LukkyKnight]

No, Alvin, that was, "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail."

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Like ice cream and hot fudge need a cherry?

(go for those group things)

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

like HCl needs SO4.

My humor is very acid today.

 

[Violette]

like a tissue needs a sneeze!

 

[shopperst]

Re: Allowing that others disagree, as one who prefers the company of women I'd say

A man needs a woman as a song needs a singer, as a lever needs a fulcrum, as a flower needs rain.

Well said

 

[MsSpellChecker]

A man needs a woman like he needs oxygen!

 

[KindaKinky]

Like a boat needs an oar. For that sweet ride down the river.

See? I can come up with romantic ones, too!

 

[KindaKinky]

Like Heaven needs Hell?

Like a junkie needs a needle?

Like a razor blade needs a wrist?

I'm running out of ideas!