A little light relief

[Paragon]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your way of
thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on.........but I like your way of thinking"

 

[estevie]

hehee

 

[Vivacia]

I like that...

 

[SweetBrat73]

I've always liked that joke


Brat

 

[cymbidia]

Oldie-but-goodie teacher jokes

The teacher had given the class an assignment and was stressing the importance of this particular assignment. In fact, no excuse would be acceptable for not finishing on time except serious illness or a death in the family.

The students thought this over and then a smart-ass piped up with, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The whole class broke out laughing and when they settled down the teacher responded, "Well, I guess you'd have to learn to write with your other hand."

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A man built a three-story whorehouse. In order to be different, he hired telephone operators to work on the first floor, dental assistants on the second floor and school teachers for the third floor.

After a couple of months he noticed that the third floor was doing twice the business as the first two floors combined but he didn't know why. So he eavesdropped.

On the first floor he kept hearing, "Your three minutes are up."

On the second floor he heard, " You won't feel a thing."

But on the third floor he heard, "We’re going to do this over and over again until you get it right."

 

[morninggirl5]

I particularly like that second joke cym.

Why is it we teachers cannot eliminate that phrase from our store of stock phrases?

 

[OldAllisWD45]

LOL Morning

there are some things I have intentionally fouled up just to get to do it over......... but then I was a bratty child

or should that be "I am" instead??