A Little Help People!

[JackLuis]

Floridians asked to help state hunt invasive pythons for cash

Current estimates indicate there are now hundreds of thousands slithering across southern Florida. In August, University of Florida scientists examined a record 5.36-metre (17-foot-seven-inch) specimen that had 87 eggs.

 

[Squibbs]

In some counties around here there are bounties on coyotes.

If I ever lose my job I'll shoot dogs for a living.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

 

[CHNOPS]

In some counties around here there are bounties on coyotes.

If I ever lose my job I'll shoot dogs for a living.

It's a shame Powertone left or he could have helped get you fired.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's a shame Powertone left or he could have helped get you fired.

You win the internets for today, sir.

 

[KyleW]

So this thread ISN'T about little people?

 

[blobfish]

So this thread ISN'T about little people?

The GB often finds itself short on women and commas.

 

[CHNOPS]

The GB often finds itself short on women and commas.

Weird, because usually when women aren't around it's periods that are missing.

 

[blobfish]

Weird, because usually when women aren't around it's periods that are missing.

Either way, there are plenty of colons to go around.