Dar~
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A funny email From my hubby
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to
his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty
hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over
and grabbed him by his "wackie." With a death grip in
place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we
could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
man, the vibrator and your brother!"
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to
his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you
firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty
hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over
and grabbed him by his "wackie." With a death grip in
place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we
could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
man, the vibrator and your brother!"
