Chantilyvamp
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Sorry found something else to do. Thanks for the help from the people who replied. I am a true woman atm changing my mind every 5 minutes 
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A little cheerup humour help please!
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Chantilyvamp
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edited...for reasons pulling thread, found something else I want to add.
Thanks to all the replies that i did get you guys are the best and I will be adding them to the basket
Thanks to all the replies that i did get you guys are the best and I will be adding them to the basket
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Trombonus
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Ok, I'll throw mine into the hat so to speak.
A few months back while I was still in school I was hanging out with my friends at school, tossing the football around. Now, I love to climb things, and in my infinite wisdom I decided I was going to hang from a branch of a small tree. I jumped up, grabbed the branch and came plumetting to the floor butt first, carrying said branch in hand. It was embarassing, but so funny that even I had to laugh.
Here's another one...
It was a warm Friday afternoon and we were having marching band rehearsal. Now, I've never liked wearing belts. I find them uncomfortable and even awkward sometimes. I alos like to wear loose fitting jeans. You can probably geuss where I'm going with this. So we're marching, and I'm having the worst time trying to keep the pants up. I'm trying to hold onto them while my director's yelling on the loudspeaker "Chris, get you'r horn up. Kinda hard to do when you're trying to keep your pants up. Finally my futile struggle ended as my pants fell down past my waist. At that very moment I hear "Chris get your horn up...Chris pull your pants up!" for the whole field to hear. The other director comes up to me and hands me his belt as the rest of the band laughs. I wear a blet every day now.
A few months back while I was still in school I was hanging out with my friends at school, tossing the football around. Now, I love to climb things, and in my infinite wisdom I decided I was going to hang from a branch of a small tree. I jumped up, grabbed the branch and came plumetting to the floor butt first, carrying said branch in hand. It was embarassing, but so funny that even I had to laugh.
Here's another one...
It was a warm Friday afternoon and we were having marching band rehearsal. Now, I've never liked wearing belts. I find them uncomfortable and even awkward sometimes. I alos like to wear loose fitting jeans. You can probably geuss where I'm going with this. So we're marching, and I'm having the worst time trying to keep the pants up. I'm trying to hold onto them while my director's yelling on the loudspeaker "Chris, get you'r horn up. Kinda hard to do when you're trying to keep your pants up. Finally my futile struggle ended as my pants fell down past my waist. At that very moment I hear "Chris get your horn up...Chris pull your pants up!" for the whole field to hear. The other director comes up to me and hands me his belt as the rest of the band laughs. I wear a blet every day now.
Elsie Grey
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This isn't funny but it is quite cute.
Two of my little dears were busy making junk models at the craft table. My colleague says to them 'what lovely models' and one of the children says 'whats a model?' Before my colleague can reply the other child say 'I know, a model is what you get when you win a race!' my colleague tried soo hard to keep a straight face!
Elsie
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Two of my little dears were busy making junk models at the craft table. My colleague says to them 'what lovely models' and one of the children says 'whats a model?' Before my colleague can reply the other child say 'I know, a model is what you get when you win a race!' my colleague tried soo hard to keep a straight face!
Elsie
xxx
