A list of things not to say, Questions not to ask, And ways not to Act for the new.

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Anyone know where i can find some good porn stories?:rolleyes:
 
Put one thing in your profile and give out somthing else out as the truth in a thread. or just keep changing what you tell people about yourself.
 
On your second post call everyone a bunch of assholes and/or bitches. But than i love a good fire.:D
 
Post like this Hi....I'm a 21 yo...female....I'm looking...for some well..****.....any males out there.....that may be.....interested????
 
Never ever...I mean ever, start a "goodbye" thread. Especially if you have been here less than a week. :)
 
Don't keep posting right after estevie.

You will litter the board with nonsensical posts and she'll know you're just following her around cause she's so damn foxy.
 
I like the direction this thread is headed :D

oh, never, never, ever, ever, let a cat av go without a compliment, a little pussy goes a long way :eek:
 
Do NOT ever discuss, bring up, question, query, refer to, use, infer, or any possible verb the words "vanilla" or "nilla" unless you're talking about ice cream and cookies.

Let's just say "ouchie" and leave it at that.
 
Never start a thread about your love of taxidermy and your collection of stuffed cats...
 
KillerMuffin said:
Do NOT ever discuss, bring up, question, query, refer to, use, infer, or any possible verb the words "vanilla" or "nilla" unless you're talking about ice cream and cookies.

Let's just say "ouchie" and leave it at that.

LOL, very good advice, KM.


Don't respond to a nine-page thread on page 15 without reading the entire thread to find out if it turned into a major war on page 5,6, 7, or eight. If it did, leave it buried.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Do NOT ever discuss, bring up, question, query, refer to, use, infer, or any possible verb the words "vanilla" or "nilla" unless you're talking about ice cream and cookies.

Let's just say "ouchie" and leave it at that.

LOL, I have to say that I made that mistake a few weeks ago...and I happened to be treated with respect, kindness and the posts in reply were thoughtful and intelligent.

Although being able to craft a sentence, have a sense of humor and spell correctly I think earned me some points there. :p

Go figure...I didn't get trashed...guess the general board was having an off day. ;)

Ah! So I lived to tell the tale...

P. :rose:
 
RE: "A list of things not to say.."

LOL OK, I'm new. These are all great. Past expericnce from other boards tells me not to jump into to many discussions to quickly either.

BTW, MizTabby - Nice pussy! LOL

Thanks all! (Aren't we newbies frustrating sometimes? :) )
 
my_kinda_guy

ma_guy said:
LOL OK, I'm new. These are all great. Past expericnce from other boards tells me not to jump into to many discussions to quickly either.

BTW, MizTabby - Nice pussy! LOL

Thanks all! (Aren't we newbies frustrating sometimes? :) )

well now, how nice of you ma_guy :) Welcome!

I see you're rubbing up, I mean fitting in, er doing just fine lol
I'm an old newbie and I still don't know where I'm at :D
wish I'd seen an advice column like this one, I'd have known all about 'nilla not exactly being ice cream :eek: but I always say excuse me before jumping in, hate getting my furry lil ass smacked, although on second thought..... >chuckle> :p
 
Why The Fuck Not!?

Off said:
Never start a thread about your love of taxidermy and your collection of stuffed cats...

I Have No Stuffed Beasts Yet!

But Soon Enough, With All I Have Learned At Taxidermy Class, I Should Have Three:D
 
Never PM me with "wanna fuck?" unless you are ten miles away and hard!

:D


Seriously, general courtesy is a great rule of thumb.
 
cybergirly1989 said:
Does anyone know where I can find other "porn" boards?

Don't keep posting right after cybergirly

You will litter the board with nonsensical posts and she'll know you're just following her around cause she's so damn sexy.
 
navarre said:


Don't keep posting right after cybergirly

You will litter the board with nonsensical posts and she'll know you're just following her around cause she's so damn sexy.


*kiss* no your just upset that I caught up with your number of posts. LOL
 
Off said:
Never start a thread about your love of taxidermy and your collection of stuffed cats...
________

That's pretty fucking *oops* sick.
 
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