A list of people I would like to fuck today

[KillerMuffin]

Hmmm....

Kidrock
Skankythang
Gaymalewilledit
Redwave
p_p_man
Lancecastor
dee_cole

 

[sunstruck]

I was about to pout until I realised what kind of fuck you meant. Can I help? I have a crow bar?

 

[Guest]

My List:

Sillyman
Edward Norton
Brad Pitt
Luke Wilson
Owen Wilson
John Cusack
Jesse Bradford
Johnny Depp
Toby Maguire
Brendan Frasier
Sillyman

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmmm....

Kidrock
Skankythang
Gaymalewilledit
Redwave
p_p_man
Lancecastor
dee_cole

I NEVER make any lists

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm currently diseased. I'm a case of mono waiting to happen. I'd happily liplock a few fellas just for that.

When I'm healthy again, we'll talk.

 

[Guest]

I was about to pout until I realised what kind of fuck you meant. Can I help? I have a crow bar?

This is a bad thread??? Uh oh! Well, all mine I want to FUCK fuck!

 

[curious2c]

I don't think you want to be on this list Bluesboy2.

 

[Rubyfruit]

There's at least one on your list that I'd like to fuck too, but in the traditional sense.

 

[sunstruck]

There's at least one on your list that I'd like to fuck too, but in the traditional sense.

I can't see any that will give you more than the sybian. Ruby deserves a god in every sense.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sunny is hereby in charge of finding me a god.

;-)

 

[glamorilla]

artful

sighs

 

[Bluesboy2]

I don't think you want to be on this list Bluesboy2.

You are such a cad! You think a small thing like disease is enough to make KM undesireable? BAH! Go back to where you came from.

 

[sunstruck]

Sunny is hereby in charge of finding me a god.

;-)

LOL How do I get myself into these things?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm currently diseased.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Muffy's diseased
As if that were new.

 

[KHAN-E]

Amy
Andy
Lance Hardrock
LipstickKitten
Bug Eyed Monster
Angelofsex
Sean Connery
Sheryl Crow
Bruce Springsteen
Carlene Carter
Rodney Crowell
Ashley Judd
Kiefer Sutherland
Drew Barrymore

 

[sunstruck]

Who the fuck is Lancecastor and what exactly broke off in his ass?

Oh wait, I know who you are. Go back. We're full up on wittless assholes here.

 

[REDWAVE]

Muffie

Well, it's good to know you're thinking of me, at least.

 

[Lancecastor]

Who the fuck is Lancecastor

L: You'll think of it in a moment. You're just excited.

and what exactly broke off in his ass?

L: That'd be your head, but you really should put it back up your own, darlin'. You're confused again by lust.

Oh wait, I know who you are.

L: See? Told ya. Deep breaths. Lots of lube. You'll be fine. First time fister, sister?

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Wow Im number 3?

Amy
Andy
Lance Hardrock
LipstickKitten
Bug Eyed Monster
Angelofsex
Sean Connery
Sheryl Crow
Bruce Springsteen
Carlene Carter
Rodney Crowell
Ashley Judd
Kiefer Sutherland
Drew Barrymore

Wow, Khanie, I not only made your list (you've always been on mine, baby), but I'm number 3 and even beat out Sean Connery?

I'm so honored. <for you>

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't get excited Lance. This is a bad kind of fuck list thread. You don't wanna be on it. Mean's she wants to do you bodily harm.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Is that so?

Don't get excited Lance. This is a bad kind of fuck list thread. You don't wanna be on it. Mean's she wants to do you bodily harm.

Well, that's not what she told me.

 

[sunstruck]

I hate it when shit slime oozes out of one forum and in this one.

 

[Lancecastor]

I hate it when shit slime oozes out of one forum and in this one.

Ooooh....sorry to hear things are rough at home, Sunstruck. Do you cook? Perhaps if you prepare a tasty hot meal for hubby things will get better. And try smiling. A positive attitude can work wonders!

Best Fishes;

Lance "I Care, I Really Do" Castor

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Is that so?

Well, that's not what she told me.

Great. Another thread ruined by happy fuckers. I wanna be a pissed off fucker and you people have to show up with your sunshine and Astroglide. This is just so not fair. Leave a little room for the crabby people.

 

[sunstruck]

Ooooh....sorry to hear things are rough at home, Sunstruck. Do you cook? Perhaps if you prepare a tasty hot meal for hubby things will get better. And try smiling. A positive attitude can work wonders!

Best Fishes;

Lance "I Care, I Really Do" Castor

Oh! Hehe. I get it! You're one of those mindless types with nothing original to say so you fein superiority. Gotcha. Sorry about your penis.