A light, pointless thread

[sunstruck]

I am exhausted and I have a ton of work to do, but I need that momentary Lit distraction to keep me from falling asleep.

Today's threads are a bit heavy for my foggy brain so post some silly stories, or blatent nonesence. Tell me what your kids did today or where your cat threw up.

Just keep it light and friendly. Make people smile.



I will start. My kitten hacked up her first furball this morning. In my bed. Not on it. In it. While I was sleeping.

I'm almost proud of the little fucker.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Last night, honey came home with a box of flavoured condoms.

It struck me that, if we used a strawberry condom, as well as our banana lube, we'd have a fruit salad in my pussy.

 

[lovetoread]

Ewwwwww

 

[Saint Peter]

I am exhausted and I have a ton of work to do, but I need that momentary Lit distraction to keep me from falling asleep.

Today's threads are a bit heavy for my foggy brain so post some silly stories, or blatent nonesence. Tell me what your kids did today or where your cat threw up.

Just keep it light and friendly. Make people smile.



I will start. My kitten hacked up her first furball this morning. In my bed. Not on it. In it. While I was sleeping.

I'm almost proud of the little fucker.

What is that spose to mean? You talking about me? Wipe that smile off your face. Just wait till your father gets home.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: A light, pointless thread

What is that spose to mean? You talking about me? Wipe that smile off your face. Just wait till your father gets home.

Dude you know my dad??? LMAO. Go ahead. Tell him you met his baby girl on a porn site. See how long you live. lmao.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I think these shorts I am wearing

make my ass look big

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I took my son to the Science Museum and saw a real Gemini space capsule and we talked about where all the Astonaut's pee went.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Honey and I have funny conversations in bed. Like, in the resting time before we sleep.

The other day, we were laying there, and for no reason, he bit my shoulder. I yelped and said he was like a mosquito.

He replied with 'no, I don't have a giant tube to suck out your blood...' then paused, and added 'though I do have a giant tube'.

His next comment was:

'I guess an argument could be made that men are just giant mosquitos. Annoying, with big tubes.'

 

[Saint Peter]

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Dude you know my dad??? LMAO. Go ahead. Tell him you met his baby girl on a porn site. See how long you live. lmao.

And then Grampa would have my ass thrown in jail.

 

[sunstruck]

I took my son to the Science Museum and saw a real Gemini space capsule and we talked about where all the Astonaut's pee went.

Isn't science cool? Ummm...it just goes out into space right?

 

[marksgirl]

My new 2 week old granddaughter shot me the bird!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Light and pointless is my middle name.

 

[lovetoread]

Today,I am having problems with my dvd player and had to remove it,making my second cd rom player the master,instead of the slave.

When I couldnt get it to work,I talked to Tiger about it.

He said I needed to learn more about the master/slave relationship.

Duh,it took me 30 mins to figure out that he wasnt talking about "our" personal relationship but about the cd roms.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ummm...it just goes out into space right?

Right. But they waited until they were over Russia.

 

[beths-virtue]

light and pointless.. and just a bit odd, this past saturday , we had soem errands to run , we were gone about 5 hours, we come home , and check on the animals, our normal pattern , well
call it what you will, but jesus our guard llam was raping one of my goats, a doe named ebony fea, who had just given birth a week ago ... when i went out there to stop him , he got up off of her.. and she was dead...
now , all other things aside, like the loss of money and milking oncome from the dead goat, how am i going to explain to my friends , that jesus raped my goat and killed her???????

 

[sunstruck]

light and pointless.. and just a bit odd, this past saturday , we had soem errands to run , we were gone about 5 hours, we come home , and check on the animals, our normal pattern , well
call it what you will, but jesus our guard llam was raping one of my goats, a doe named ebony fea, who had just given birth a week ago ... when i went out there to stop him , he got up off of her.. and she was dead...
now , all other things aside, like the loss of money and milking oncome from the dead goat, how am i going to explain to my friends , that jesus raped my goat and killed her???????

Ok that's one of the most disturbing posts I've ever read. I think I need a tylenol.

 

[KillerMuffin]

4 tylenol do not knock out a caffeine headache.

 

[lovetoread]

how am i going to explain to my friends , that jesus raped my goat and killed her???????

Dear lord!



What did you do to him?

 

[sexy-girl]

wait until she brings you dead mice or live ones my cat does that for some reason im her favourite sometimes i wish i wasnt

 

[lovetoread]

4 tylenol do not knock out a caffeine headache.

KM,do you have any exedrine for migraine?

Yes,I know that it has caffiene in it,but its the only thing that helps me when I am in withdrawal.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

well as I was cleaning the breakfast dishes off the table, it seems my youngest thought our 12 yr old cat looked hungry and apparently tried to feed her some pancakes. One small problem his aim was bad and got in on her back. There is just nothing worse than a sticky pussy covered with maple syrup. I got clawed trying to put her into the dishwasher...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

light and pointless.. and just a bit odd, this past saturday , we had soem errands to run , we were gone about 5 hours, we come home , and check on the animals, our normal pattern , well
call it what you will, but jesus our guard llam was raping one of my goats, a doe named ebony fea, who had just given birth a week ago ... when i went out there to stop him , he got up off of her.. and she was dead...
now , all other things aside, like the loss of money and milking oncome from the dead goat, how am i going to explain to my friends , that jesus raped my goat and killed her???????

I'm sorry, I couldn't get past the phrase "guard llama".

 

[Saint Peter]

I was going to look at Home Depot's web site to check the price on some hand tools. I typed in www.homodepot.com . Wont do that again.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hm, well currently I have 2 cats, one who's about a year old and anothre who's only 7 weeks. The older one took off about 3 weeks ago and I didn't expect her to come home. So I replaced her. Well, yesterday the older one came home. She waltzed into the yard like she'd not even been gone. I brought her back inside and let her make herself at home once again. She calmly walked up to the kitten and sniffed her over. Then this tiny little furball (which actually is the kitten's name" started hissing and spitting like she was possessed. Satin, the other cat, just looked at her and yawned, as if to say "Chill out, you stupid thing. You don't stand a chance if you start something."

Oddly enough they both slept in my bed with me last nite, along with both dogs. I'm starting to scare myself.

 

[lovetoread]

There is just nothing worse than a sticky pussy covered with maple syrup.

Actually...that is a good thing.