A life changing experience.

MADDOG

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20 years ago, on the 29th of June, something happened to me that changed my life forever. I was born. Thankyou.

MADDOG
 
Happy 223rd post and a happy 20th birthday when it arrives, MD.

Grab y'self a tinnie outta the coolie 'n' get y'self down to the barby, mate. There's an annoying Scotsman doing a terrible Aussie impersonation and we're going to get the Crocodile Man to slap him about a bit.
 
Congratulations MADDOG!

Have a Great Bday! I'll even hoist a cold one in your honour when the 29th arrives here tomorrow. Anyways, Happy Birthday.

Now excuse me, I have to rush out of here and get to that bar so I can stick someone with a bartab. :D
 
Magic Merlin said:
I have to rush out of here and get to that bar so I can stick someone with a bartab. :D

Haha - not so fast, Old Wizard! That whole Brazilian bar bill scandal was never proven in a court of law.

Anyway - Creamy Lady has some McEwan's Export on ice.

[Edited by Roger Simian on 06-28-2000 at 07:40 AM]
 
Darling, and I didn't get you a gift.
Is there anything I can offer instead?

Please, please.....
 
Good Onya Mate!!!

Finally, I made a birthday thread in time...

Happy 20th M-Dog...and since it's still the 28th here, mind if I spend the day drinking in yer honor? *grin* Didn't think ya would. Cheers

Havoc :cool:
 
Happy Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday MD!

May your home never be large enough to hold all your friends.
 
Happy Birthday, Maddog! In celebration of your birthday, I'm going to the fair today... I'll win a big cheap nasty trinket in your honor. :)
 
Happy Birthday Maddog !!!

Cheers !!!


Grin like a dog and wander aimlessly.............
 
Happy Birthday MADDOG, hope you have a blast on your 20th. We have never officially met, but I wanted to say it anyways....Have a good one!

Hugs Katerina :)
 
Well Maddog,

Your birthday will be here on the left coast of North America in just about 30 minutes. I hope it's a happy one.

Just think, in only another ten years, you'll be half my age.
 
Happy Birhtday MADDOG!

I sent you a strip-o-gram but I screwed up somehow and she got sent to Bigdog instead. Well it's the thought that counts. All the best to you.
 
Happy Birthday MadDog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sorry for the late congratulations but an enormous moth of biblical porportions was nested on my keyboard staring at me trying to hypnotized me. After stunning it with my air in a can it was escorted from my house with a severe reminder to not return. Wiping my tears I realized that I had missed your day by mere hours... Sniff
 
Hey Hey! Thanks heaps guys! I really appreciate all the birthday wishes!

All presents are greatfully accepted. The stripogram would have been nice Freya, but thanks for the thought! Hey, Merelan,... if you're still stuck for gift ideas... :) Actually ladies, I wouldn't say no to a "Joint Present!" The guys can supply the beer!

Oh, and just so you know, it's only 3:30pm on the big day here, so no need to worry about missing the party! You all forget I'm an Aussie and we are ahead of you guys! (I watched LA ring in the new year at around 8pm on the fist of January!) So as of the time stamp at the end of this post, you have 8:30 minutes to have a drink or 10 on me! I have a $1500 bar tab and all are welcome so all YOU have to do is bring yourself and a bucket!

MADDOG
 
Hey MADone.... have a biggie I just don't know what you can do on your side of the coast. Actually... how bout getting the eagles to win a few?

Have a good one and enjoy

da Chef

PS Us Aussies have to stick together!
 
Hey Cheffy! Good to see you back mate! Don't you worry about those Eagles! They're solid as a rock. We're just lulling the opposition into a false sense of security! Come finals time (and yes, we WILL make the 8!) Every other team is going to fear us once more.

For those of you who have no idea what Chef and I are on about, it's Aussie Rules Football. My Team, The West Coast Eagles, are the unquestioned greatest team over the last 10 years. We were the only team to make the finals every year in the 90's, and that included Premierships in '92 and '94, and our first ever Grand Final Birth in '91 after just 4 years in the competition. Chefs Team (Whoever they may be unless it's West Coast) are losers. In fact, EVERY other team in the AFL are losers. Especially the Fremantle Dockers (Who suck), but ESPECIALLY Carlton! (That's Nicoles team!) Carlton are widely known as "The Blues". I know them as them "The team so boring they named them after a colour. :) The Eagles are having a lean year (Mostly due to the loss of our coach of the past 11 years and the reajustment that follows, and injury trouble.) We're still the best team on paper and well and truly in with a chance of claiming a spot in the finals, but it's not going to be our finest hour I don't think. I give it 2 years and we'll be firmly back on top. :)

As you can probably tell (But most likely don't care) I LOVE my football!

Just an update on My Birthday, it has turned into the absolute best day I've ever had in my whole entire life! Ever! No eggageration. I got everything I wanted and more, and I'm not talking presents. I'm talking happiness! Life is good! (And there's still almost 2 hours to go!)

MADDOG
 
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Damn, this has been going on for hours. Sorry I'm late but a Waitress was/is keeping me occupied in an SRP room. Now there's a treat.

I want to wish you a Happy Two Oh! and hope it's more of a Two Ohhhhhh My God. Oops, looks like the presents are already open, just play nice and be careful. you wouldn't want to wear them out on the first day.

A brew to you and all others around.

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Yes MadDog I want to see you in your birthday suit and then I will give you that spanking I promised.....
 
Gingersnap said:



Yes MadDog I want to see you in your birthday suit and then I will give you that spanking I promised.....




You see what I mean snappy, dirty and rotten! :D
MADDOG, take her up on it, she is quite an accomplished dom!

Happy birthday dude!
 
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