A Letter to the MILK I saw yesterday

IrezumiKiss

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You were sitting on my store's shelf yesterday in the milk section with four different screaming labels (I don't think they were all from your parent company). You were liter-sized and didn't fall off the shelf once. What set you apart from the other milks was the fact you were made from almonds. Damn milk, you looked so tasty. Like the other customers in the store, I pretended not to look. I did find various excuses though: "Can I help you find a particular flavor?" Oh look, this box of muesli cereal I'm buying needs milk. Hmmm I must rearrange the items in my shopping basket. Oh your box design handles so well when gripped, I assume you get pulled off the shelf every time you get restocked, right?

Anyway, I got distracted by looking for pasta sauces elsewhere and one thing after another your section was gone. *sigh*
 
You were sitting on my store's shelf yesterday in the milk section with four different screaming labels (I don't think they were all from your parent company). You were liter-sized and didn't fall off the shelf once. What set you apart from the other milks was the fact you were made from almonds. Damn milk, you looked so tasty. Like the other customers in the store, I pretended not to look. I did find various excuses though: "Can I help you find a particular flavor?" Oh look, this box of muesli cereal I'm buying needs milk. Hmmm I must rearrange the items in my shopping basket. Oh your box design handles so well when gripped, I assume you get pulled off the shelf every time you get restocked, right?

Anyway, I got distracted by looking for pasta sauces elsewhere and one thing after another your section was gone. *sigh*

Wait! I think I saw that milk today....was it accompanied by four of these??

http://www.miniatures.com/Assets/ProductImages/88341_lg.jpg
 
My letter said I wanted chocolate chip cookies stat. Cookies and milk are the bomb.
 
Milk is nasty.

You're flirting with getting put on the iggy list with eyer and Lancepoo talking shit like that.

Milk fucking rocks. Does the body good. And nothing goes better with a buzz than chocolate milk.

We went back to England for a visit and all the relatives remarked on how tall we were. The reason...Milk. Bags and bags of it.

Wouldn't serve coffee to kids on the ship coming over. So I tried milk. Was 6. Don't recall drinking milk in England. Parents probably couldn't afford it except for tea.

Milk and cookies. Chocolate cake and milk.

MILK RULES
 
You're flirting with getting put on the iggy list with eyer and Lancepoo talking shit like that.

Milk fucking rocks. Does the body good. And nothing goes better with a buzz than chocolate milk.

We went back to England for a visit and all the relatives remarked on how tall we were. The reason...Milk. Bags and bags of it.

Wouldn't serve coffee to kids on the ship coming over. So I tried milk. Was 6. Don't recall drinking milk in England. Parents probably couldn't afford it except for tea.

Milk and cookies. Chocolate cake and milk.

MILK RULES

Our milk comes in bags as well. That is just not right. Milk is best when in it is in a glass container.
 
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