A Laugh For the Day

[Rosebud]

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want
bigger boobies.' "

She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her
rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning
ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose
them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"

"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"

The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory
dock . . ."

 

[Wizard]

Go figure something like this , from our Rosebud........lol

 

[Merelan]

How do I say, in computer intial talk... rolling on the floor laughing so hard I have now wet my pants?

 

[Rosebud]

ROTFLSHIPMP there you go Merelan...and what do you mean wizzie...I am innocent

 

[Magic Merlin]

ROTFLSHIPMP there you go Merelan...and what do you mean wizzie...I am innocent

Rosie, if your innocent...then I'm a beer swigging bear.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Shit MM for a moment I thought that was wizard talking... stop scaring me you bastard!

You aren't a beer swilling bear?

 

[Siren]

That;'s my Rosey..