A Kind Thought

[snooper]

A starving novelist, trying to eke out a living from BDSM porn novels, has some friends at least, even if it is only the family cats.

This was beside the computer in my beautiful book-lined study this morning.

 

[Guest]

Awww! That's so thoughtful of your cats. They just know, don't they?

Lou

 

[rgraham666]

Aren't cats just the sweetest things on earth.

Next to women, of course.

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[SnoopDog]

There's certainly too much cat-sympathy going on on these boards lately. Lol
Don't you realize cats aren't faithful and just use humans to their own good???

Snoopy

 

[Linbido]

There's certainly too much cat-sympathy going on on these boards lately. Lol
Don't you realize cats aren't faithful and just use humans to their own good???

Snoopy

You don't own a cat, a cat owns you. And does what it damn well please. That's why I like them. They just want to be fed and have some company now and then, other than that they mind their own business.

I don't think I could have a dog, they are needy, you have to take care of a dog. (present company excluded, I'd take care of you any day )

 

[Guest]

Uh, thanks Snooper.

rabbit person, Perdita

 

[cloudy]

I have a cat, snooper, and like you, know that when they try to feed you, you know they love you.

These were written with my particular companion in mind:

LAW OF CAT SLEEPING:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as
uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for
the cat.

LAW OF REFRIGERATOR OBSERVATION:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and
take out something good to eat.

LAW OF CAT OBSTRUCTION:
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum
amount of human foot traffic.

LAW OF DINNER TABLE ATTENDANCE:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

LAW OF ELECTRIC BLANKET ATTRACTION:
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of
light.

LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS:
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in
which case all heat flows to the cat.

LAW OF RUG CONFIGURATION:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest
possible nanosecond.

 

[Black Tulip]

Be glad it wasn't a bird. My two kittens caught one the other day and dragged it into the house. (nice weather and the doors were open)



Very nice, Cloudy.

 

[cloudy]

There's certainly too much cat-sympathy going on on these boards lately. Lol
Don't you realize cats aren't faithful and just use humans to their own good???

Snoopy

Just so you don't feel left out, Snoopy, I also have a nice, big, furry Akita that is my soul-mate, I sometimes think.

He and the cat have a very careful truce.....Mojo doesn't eat the cat, and Trixie doesn't blind Mojo. Works for them.

 

[SnoopDog]

You don't own a cat, a cat owns you. And does what it damn well please. That's why I like them. They just want to be fed and have some company now and then, other than that they mind their own business.

I don't think I could have a dog, they are needy, you have to take care of a dog. (present company excluded, I'd take care of you any day )

Ah, that's just too sweet of you honey.
Well I know dogs are needy (hey, I know I am, lol) but they are very faithful and caring to their owner. (in lack of a better word)

Just so you don't feel left out, Snoopy, I also have a nice, big, furry Akita that is my soul-mate, I sometimes think.

He and the cat have a very careful truce.....Mojo doesn't eat the cat, and Trixie doesn't blind Mojo. Works for them.

Lol, I think truce is a great word for it. Well it's good to hear that you take care of a dog as well.

You know actually I don't mind cats I just prefer dogs, but hey, everybody has his own favourites. I just love people who love pets. (that includes rabbit-perdita as well)

Snoopy, woof,woof, arrrfff

 

[cloudy]

Ah, that's just too sweet of you honey.
Well I know dogs are needy (hey, I know I am, lol) but they are very faithful and caring to their owner. (in lack of a better word)




Lol, I think truce is a great word for it. Well it's good to hear that you take care of a dog as well.

You know actually I don't mind cats I just prefer dogs, but hey, everybody has his own favourites. I just love people who love pets. (that includes rabbit-perdita as well)

Snoopy, woof,woof, arrrfff

pssst - I prefer dogs as well.

 

[Somme]

...a cordless foot mouse?

 

[SnoopDog]

pssst - I prefer dogs as well.

Ok, I won't tell anybody, just gimme a hug. *hugs*

Snoopy

 

[cloudy]

Ok, I won't tell anybody, just gimme a hug. *hugs*

Snoopy

Consider yourself hugged! One of those good, long, overwhelming doggy hugs.

the dog is mine....the cat wandered in and we fed her, hence, she lives here, but don't tell her that.

 

[SnoopDog]

Consider yourself hugged! One of those good, long, overwhelming doggy hugs.

the dog is mine....the cat wandered in and we fed her, hence, she lives here, but don't tell her that.

Thnx sweetie.

And I won't tell her, I guess your dog has the cat under control, give him a Scooby-snack extra for that

Snoopy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have a huge black dog that kills mice! She is very quick for an old dog and an excellent mouser.

~A~

 

[Black Tulip]

...a cordless foot mouse?

Abstruse,

I think you should mind your words a bit more. LOL
You don't want to frighten the oldtimers away, do you?

 

[Somme]

Abases 'imself, pulling fore...

...lock and apologising.......

 

[snooper]

There are actually extensions to two of the laws:

... LAW OF REFRIGERATOR OBSERVATION:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. ...

should read:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat and give it to the cat.

... LAW OF DINNER TABLE ATTENDANCE:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. ...

should read:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served and the content of any "non-good" meal must be changed to "good" immediately.

Cats also object to the phrase "Atkins Diet", not on the grounds of apostrophic error, but because they invented it first.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Your cat just wants to please you and give you a little present. My cats did the same thing when I was growing up. course they left them outside the front door on the stoop...