A Joke I Read That Might Be Interesting...

[Chicklet]

I read this joke today and I thought it might make an interesting erotic story:

Cruising

A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress
were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the
same cruise, then later question each one on the
other's behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people
on the trip in general, then casually asked her about
the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be
his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the
ship," his wife reported.

The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his
cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about
his wife.

"She was a real lady," his mistress said.

"How so?" the encouraged man asked.

"She came on board with her husband and never left his
side."

what do you think?

Chicklet

 

[Un-registered]

what do you think?

Chicklet

I think you could really do it justice, but how many other stories are on your write it one day list?

 

[MissTaken]

A twist in the tale may be that they are both lying as they spent the cruise together in hot passionate lesbian sex.

Dupe the dude!

 

[Guest]

Interesting.

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Re: A Joke I Read That Might Be Interesting...

I think you could really do it justice, but how many other stories are on your write it one day list?

In my defense, the story ideas I put up on this board are for all of you - I don't want to write it or I'd keep it hidden away inside my folders for all time <wink>

 

[Un-registered]

Re: Re: Re: A Joke I Read That Might Be Interesting...

In my defense, the story ideas I put up on this board are for all of you - I don't want to write it or I'd keep it hidden away inside my folders for all time <wink>

I don't for one minute doubt that, but you didn't answer my question.
<tries to wink but both eyes close togeth .. zzzz

 

[Diane Marie]

A twist in the tale may be that they are both lying as they spent the cruise together in hot passionate lesbian sex.

Dupe the dude!

I just love the way your mind works!!!

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Re: A Joke I Read That Might Be Interesting...

I think you could really do it justice, but how many other stories are on your write it one day list?

5 stories in my "brainstorm" folder

4 in my "to be edited"

9 that i haven't put in a folder (just beginnings)

55 stories with about 4 pages each in my "work in progress folder"

28 in my "abandoned ideas" folder

3 in a folder of "novel" ideas

26 in my "from forum" folder (that's this place)

only 2 in a folder titled "incest"

3 in a "pirates" folder (hehe)

1 "scene for future use"

3 more in "continued stories"

28 in "survivor" (stuff for the contest)

argh

that's all.

Chicklet

 

[NASCARaddicted]

just to add: maybe the wife and the girlfriend become friends. They talk about their husband/lover and find out that it's the same guy .... now they are going for revange.

Let's say the guy is very jealous - when another guy flirts with his wife (or lover) he gets mad.

So now, to tease him, this women tell him (fake) stories about how the other woman behaved like a horny slut.

You know like, the lover tells this guy: "Everyone behaved normal ... except for this "one" woman [his wife] ... she had sex with EVERY guy ... including gang bangs"

And the wife tells him similar stories ... so now he gets really jealous

 

[sirhugs]

A twist in the tale may be that they are both lying as they spent the cruise together in hot passionate lesbian sex.

Dupe the dude!

I love it!

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Just to add this to MissTakes post:

Maybe the women knew each other before the cruise. They know that the same guy "cheats" on them. So now they want to get even. At first they have lesbian sex, but then, they decide that they want to have sex with every men (and women) on the ship ...

And just think: Each women videotapes the other women during gangbang. And then, they send the videotapes to the guy at home (of course they send it anonymous) ...

Or, at home the women tell the guy that they became friends on the ship. (but they don't tell him that they found out about his "cheating"). Then they all sit down to show the guy some videos.

Imagine: On the first video, there is wife during sex with this tall guy with the big dick. Suddenly, the wife says: "Hey do you remember, Tim with his big dick ... that was a real stallion , don't you agree ?" - "Oh yes, my pussy is still sore" ....

So the guy has to sit there and watch how both, his wife and his girlfriend have sex on the video ....

 

[Chicklet]

see, I knew this story had posibilities = ) so easy to get some brain stormin' going on.

un-reg, i also forgot to mention the uncountable stories on my *other* computer.

Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

see, I knew this story had posibilities = ) so easy to get some brain stormin' going on.

un-reg, i also forgot to mention the uncountable stories on my *other* computer.

Chicklet

how about posting the abandoned ones here? we could use fresh threads.

 

[Chicklet]

i posted one of them and nobody took it - sort of made me want to hide them away for myself wink wink

 

[sirhugs]

so, they're not necessarily permanently abandoned? I ask cause you have nice ideas, and new twists are getting so rare that we need more. Looking at the "new stories" index lately is tedious- same old same old mostly.