A joke hehe

[Gorath_00]

As two parents are going through thier teenage son's stuff, they discover an S&M magazine underneith the mattress.

The mom asks "What do we do?"

The father replys "Whatever we do do, dont spank him!"

I heard that one a while ago.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[WriterDom]

What did the Dom magician say to the audience?

I have nothing up my slave

 

[Ebonyfire]

What is the difference

between a sadist and a masochist?


A masochist says "Beat me!"

A sadist says "No!"

Eb

 

[Gorath_00]

Re: What is the difference

between a sadist and a masochist?


A masochist says "Beat me!"

A sadist says "No!"

Eb

LMAO!

 

[rosco rathbone]

There's actually something to that....

 

[MasterKensbeany]

Have you heard the one...

..about the fellow who was at his shrinks office?

"Doctor" he says "I had that dream again."

"Which dream?" the Doctor asks.

"You know the one" he replies " where I'm into sadism, necrophelia and bestiality. Do you think I should be worried or am I just beating a dead horse?"

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Have you heard the one...

..about the fellow who was at his shrinks office?

"Doctor" he says "I had that dream again."

"Which dream?" the Doctor asks.

"You know the one" he replies " where I'm into sadism, necrophelia and bestiality. Do you think I should be worried or am I just beating a dead horse?"

ROTFLMAO

Eb