A JOke From a friend

[Nobody Special's wife]

> History Lesson
>
> It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia and a new
> student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the
fourth
> grade.
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said
> "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except
> for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.
> "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the eople, for the
> people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except
from
> Suzuki:
> "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be shamed.
> Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
you
> do."
> She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs." "Who said that?" he
> demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." he
> teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suuki
says,
> "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" uzuki
> jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill
> Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
> Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. f
> you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the
top
> of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the
> floor, someone said,
> "Oh shit, we're fucked" and Suzuki said,
> The Taliban! 2001."

 

[sch00lteacher]

I just read that the other day, was it on here?

I can't remember. It may have been. Still funny however.

Thanks for taking the time to post!

 

[SilverVeil]

OMG that was great !!!!!