A joke for Cheyenne....

[Expertise]

.... as an appology for calling her a lawyer.

Definition of an Engineer: Someone who is really good with numbers but lacking in the charisma necessary to be an accountant.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Exp

just to let you know that if I'd been around this weekend during your "drunk, lonely, horny" stage, I would've listened to you blather.

 

[Expertise]

Sure you would have.... with some goof from Alaskas tongue in the other ear

 

[willywanker]

Architects do it......according to plans

Draftsman know all the angles and curves.

 

[TN_Vixen]

SEE?

Sure you would have.... with some goof from Alaskas tongue in the other ear

That was just uncalled for.

Besides, I don't like tongues in my ears.

 

[Pokerman]

Re: SEE?

I don't like tongues in my ears.

Taking this thread in a completely new direction....


So - where DO YOU like tongues?

 

[Merelan]

Is it true what they say about men from Alaska?

I don;t know what they say so don't ask, I just want details.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Merelen

hehe.. Well, this guy was a great kisser and had a big.....



I've been kicking myself all weekend for not taking the "one-night-stand" plunge.. I mean he was going back to Alaska in the morning.

~sigh

 

[Pokerman]

Honestly, (not making a joke for a change) what stopped you?

 

[Merelan]

Morals. Out TN has morals. Shhh don't tell anyone though.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Honestly, (not making a joke for a change) what stopped you?

I've just never had a one-night-stand and I think I would be very uncomfortable with it.

Merlan, morals.. yeah. Damn morals. ;-)

 

[Merelan]

I know... the damn things. You think by now there would be a cure for them. I mean we can send a man to space but we can't cure morals.

 

[Weird Harold]

It's not morals we need a cure for...

I know... the damn things. You think by now there would be a cure for them. I mean we can send a man to space but we can't cure morals.

It's the diseases that make morals more about self-preservation than being a "good girl." At least Vixen has fuel for a few fantasies now.

 

[Pokerman]

I've just never had a one-night-stand and I think I would be very uncomfortable with it.

Merlan, morals.. yeah. Damn morals. ;-)

I've had two and both times we both knew exactly what it was, neither time was either of us looking for anything more than great sex...

 

[willywanker]

I've just never had a one-night-stand and I think I would be very uncomfortable with it.

Merlan, morals.. yeah. Damn morals. ;-)

Would you believe a guy working on his third marriage can say the same thing, Tenn. Vixen?

Being raised in the south, they do implant that morals thing kind of deep, don't they?

 

[TN_Vixen]

wiily, yes they do and I'm not even a Southern Baptist!

Kind of goes along with Unsure's post the other day about dealing with the "good-girl" image. I can completely understand that.

 

[miles]

Ancient Philosopher Miles Says

Better to have outstanding one-night stand than 12 month dry spell.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Ancient Philosopher Miles Says

Better to have outstanding one-night stand than 12 month dry spell.

Do you say that with an accent?

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

lavy

I agree that it is a bunch of bunk, but like I told "Unsure"... that bunk is sometimes too ingrained to get past. I think I would have a difficult time respecting myself after a one-night-stand, but since I haven't taken the opportunity to engage in one I really don't know that for certain.

On the other hand, I have no problem kissing and doing a little flash 'n grope with someone I hardly know. hehe

 

[Siren]

 

[miles]

Damnit, TV

I wish you would flash and grope me. How long do I have to wait?

 

[Cheyenne]

.... as an appology for calling her a lawyer.

Definition of an Engineer: Someone who is really good with numbers but lacking in the charisma necessary to be an accountant.

LOL You're forgiven. The real lawyers on the board are going to be after your ass now though!

And you have engineers pegged perfectly.

 

[Expertise]

Lawyers don't scare me.... well...... Lavender scares me .....but for entirely different reasons