A Joke For Betticus...

[lil_slave_rose]

There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US.
But now a few women have entered the field.

A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy obeys and says, "99!!!"

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says, "One..two..three..!!!
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[Betticus]

Bwahahahaahahhahahahhaahha........

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Bwahahahaahahhahahahhaahha........

*giggles* i read it, thought of Your gay asshole , and had to share it

 

[Betticus]

*giggles* i read it, thought of Your gay asshole , and had to share it

Was wondering if it's really gay if I only let girls put fingers in there?

Must run that by the glbt forum.

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Was wondering if it's really gay if I only let girls put fingers in there?

Must run that by the glbt forum.

well see, when you first started that thread, i was going to point that out, because technically 'gay' means same sex..so if your asshole is gay, well then, i believe that still makes YOU gay...but...i could be wrong..it's been known to happen once or twice....

 

[graceanne]

actually, technically gay means happy

Betticus, is your asshole happy?

 

[lil_slave_rose]

actually, technically gay means happy

Betticus, is your asshole happy?

*nods* but the thread said His asshole was gay because He likes 'fingers' inserted in there.....female fingers....my next question is..so, grace, were you calling Betticus a Happy Asshole?

 

[kiten69]

*nods* but the thread said His asshole was gay because He likes 'fingers' inserted in there.....female fingers....my next question is..so, grace, were you calling Betticus a Happy Asshole?

Female fingers...and he is male...hmmm...doesn't make any part gay in my book...just a "typical" man!

Don't know if he is Happy at the moment...but for the most part he is REALLY silly

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

actually, technically gay means happy

Betticus, is your asshole happy?

XD
Needs to be a spew alert on this one!

 

[graceanne]

*nods* but the thread said His asshole was gay because He likes 'fingers' inserted in there.....female fingers....my next question is..so, grace, were you calling Betticus a Happy Asshole?

Would I do that?

Betticus? She said it, not me.

 

[graceanne]

XD
Needs to be a spew alert on this one!

Thank you. I sure was laughing when I wrote it.

 

[Betticus]

Thank you. I sure was laughing when I wrote it.

*takes a cookie from gracies stash*

 

[graceanne]

*shoots betticus*

Don't fuck with my cookies.

 

[Betticus]

*shoots betticus*

Don't fuck with my cookies.

I already ate it!

 

[graceanne]

I already ate it!

*shoots betticus again*

 

[lil_slave_rose]

*shoots betticus*

Don't fuck with my cookies.

LMAO..i was taking a drink of tea when i read this....(note to self, when reading grace's posts, leave the tea on the desk) *hands grace another cookie to replace the one mean 'ole Betticus took*

 

[graceanne]

LMAO..i was taking a drink of tea when i read this....(note to self, when reading grace's posts, leave the tea on the desk) *hands grace another cookie to replace the one mean 'ole Betticus took*

*snifflesniffle* Thank you. At least some people around here care. *sniffle*

 

[Betticus]

*shoots betticus again*

*drags self over to the fridge, steals glass of ice cold milk*

 

[graceanne]

*drags self over to the fridge, steals glass of ice cold milk*

you can have the milk, it gives me gas

 

[Shankara20]

Betticus says, "One..two..three..!!!
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and if he looses count he has to start over from the beginning

 

[graceanne]

and if he looses count he has to start over from the beginning

oh shoot

 

[Betticus]

and if he looses count he has to start over from the beginning

You are a very bad man!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

One...

two...

three...

 

[lil_slave_rose]

and if he looses count he has to start over from the beginning

*giggles* though i think i've heard this somewhere before....it sounds very familiar to me. where could it be that i've heard it??? ohhhhh..yea that's right, the other night, Master tells me to count as He spanks me, if i lose count, i count over from the beginning...luckily, this time, i knew how to count, though there have been times apparently my counting was a bit rusty and it started ALLLLLL over..after getting to like 30...i say 29, OW, SHIT, OW! 31...and He says....'what was that? what comes after 29? and then me...'SHIT! OW! 'one'

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Counting is fundimental