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I love Nerve.com. Just when you think you've heard it all they come up with a new spin on sex and a classy way to do it. Take for instance the article linked to below. How in the hell do you find out about something like this? I can't help but imagining an editor somewhere in a His Girl Friday scenario, rapidly questioning a young charge as to whether she'd gotten to the bottom of "that oral oracle from Osaka."
Crystal Balls
The Japanese are a very forward-looking people — always have been. And nowhere are they more forward-looking than in the very field of looking forward — fortune-telling, to be specific. After all, they've already got someone there who can see a person's future by looking at his or her cell phone, and another Japanese soothsayer divines fortunes through the art of breast-reading. So the woman known only as Kaho should blend right in in the Land of the Rising Sun. But you know what? She doesn't. Kaho is a stand-out seer.
Or perhaps kneel-down is a better adjective to use there. Because Kaho, a prostitute based in a Nagoya brothel, is no ordinary oracle. Actually, she's an oral-cle. Yep, Kaho claims to be able to tell a man his future by performing oral sex, and according to Shukan Taishu newsmagazine, some thousand men have lined up in the past year to, uh, learn stuff about their future. And while it may seem like a joke to you, Kaho says she's foreseen major life events for many men, helping one customer win a huge payout at a racecourse and advising another, a groom-to-be experiencing cold feet, to go ahead and marry his bride. And really, isn't that just the sweetest story you ever heard in your life?
Other weird stuff too: http://www.nerve.com/regulars/thisweekinsex/01-11-02/
Crystal Balls
The Japanese are a very forward-looking people — always have been. And nowhere are they more forward-looking than in the very field of looking forward — fortune-telling, to be specific. After all, they've already got someone there who can see a person's future by looking at his or her cell phone, and another Japanese soothsayer divines fortunes through the art of breast-reading. So the woman known only as Kaho should blend right in in the Land of the Rising Sun. But you know what? She doesn't. Kaho is a stand-out seer.
Or perhaps kneel-down is a better adjective to use there. Because Kaho, a prostitute based in a Nagoya brothel, is no ordinary oracle. Actually, she's an oral-cle. Yep, Kaho claims to be able to tell a man his future by performing oral sex, and according to Shukan Taishu newsmagazine, some thousand men have lined up in the past year to, uh, learn stuff about their future. And while it may seem like a joke to you, Kaho says she's foreseen major life events for many men, helping one customer win a huge payout at a racecourse and advising another, a groom-to-be experiencing cold feet, to go ahead and marry his bride. And really, isn't that just the sweetest story you ever heard in your life?
Other weird stuff too: http://www.nerve.com/regulars/thisweekinsex/01-11-02/
