A Hypothetical

[Ishmael]

No, he ain't cheap.

Agreed.

 

[Ishmael]

I'm freaky.

I think 'plastic' is the word you're looking for.

Ishmael

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Indeed

you can tell he's high maintainance.

Totally. If I'm going to have a kept man, he needs to be much lower maintenance than that. I'm lazy that way.

 

[kotori]

PV

That's only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

I don't care if you're PVC, you're okay in my book, chica. 'Specially when you're defending Ripley. You rock.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Wednesday?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Actually, I am PVC. Don't set me on fire, you'll be sorry.

It's the big gun isn't it? Had I known this big ol' gun was gonna get me some of that man action, I would have been carrying it since puberty.

 

[Ishmael]

That's only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, a bistable entity. Damn.

Ishmael

 

[kotori]

Broken record

Wednesday?

I know you're too young to get the allusion, but I love you anway, Jacques

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh, I'm even more stable than that sometimes. But not on Sundays.

 

[kotori]

Actually, I am PVC. Don't set me on fire, you'll be sorry.

I want a full toxicology report.

It's the big gun isn't it? Had I known this big ol' gun was gonna get me some of that man action, I would have been carrying it since puberty.

better late than never.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Wednesday?

Obsess much?

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

I love it when the boys get into a pissing contest.

Just not from the balcony above you.

 

[Laurel]

A list.

Muppets
David Bowie
Mellon Collie

3 strikes, it's confirmed.

I dub thee Lavlock Holmes.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Woo hoo! I get to play Watson!

*gets out my magnifying glass and notebook*

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

I'd rather dub her Havelock Something. And it was no contest, my dear, Laurelson--no newbie gets a title of his own choice.

 

[Jim_Henson]

That and Nina, and certain other female voices and lavy stretches

and LONG HAIR.

Good god, Lavlock, you only have half the clues.

 

[Ishmael]

I know it was a twisted web of clues to sort through. But, my dear Watson that's why I'm paid the big bucks.

Now I'm really laughing my ass off.

Ishmael