A Hypothetical Contest

[teddybear4play]

well, not kitte, even though i loved her. she and i would cause too much trouble together, and i'm not sure her SO would appreciate it all.

so i think tb4p is my winner!

Yay! *waves a little pom-pon*

Now, who should I pick? Well, I'd like to go meet someone who's articulate, and passionate, and creative, and fiery, and modest, and beautiful, who likes good music, and has big . . . brains.

Yep, vixenshe is my one.

(Bet you all saw that one coming. )

TB4p

P.S. That is by no means a comprehensive list of her qualities . . . but I had to cut it short because she wanted to read it before going to bed.

 

[Carl East]

This is hard, on the one hand if I think with my cock, there's a dozen women on this board I'd like to meet.

However, I'm not quite that gone just yet, so for me it would have to be Killermuffin. I may not get to fuck her brains out, but it would be a pleasure meeting her.

Carl

 

[Shaq]

Private Vasquez. I think she's a very interesting person. She has a sharp mind and it would be nice to spend a day with her.

 

[Shaq]

This is hard, on the one hand if I think with my cock, there's a dozen women on this board I'd like to meet.

However, I'm not quite that gone just yet, so for me it would have to be Killermuffin. I may not get to fuck her brains out, but it would be a pleasure meeting her.

Carl

I am the Studmuffin...

 

[Guru]

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Damn that hypothetical secrecy!

 

[Marxist]

Where do I get my number so I know my place in line to meet Marxist?

Dawn

You wanna hang with me? How cool is that? I should have started this thread a long, long, time ago.

 

[Marxist]

I'd pick RisiaSkye. She's got that je ne sais quois thing going, and I bet she'd be uber-cool to hang out with. Plus she's tall.



(I added that last sentence because Marxist said it had to be over two sentences.)

You're such a stickler for the rules.

 

[MissTaken]

sexy-girl

and Lisa! Two sentences? I hate rules.

sg is just like totally cool, dude. She also has this totally cool girlfriend in a totally cool place that I have, like, never visited.









*Anyone remember the days of the Valley girls? I hope so or my humor is wasted, once again!*

 

[sunstruck]

I don't want to start a riot by choosing just one person.

 

[perks]

it's okay, sunny, everyone knows you pick me.


as for me, I'd meet the TheDR4KE. I'm not sure there is anyway I'd get to meet him otherwise. He's so far away. It's difficult to share a deep spiritual connection with someone and think that maybe you'll never meet. It makes me ache sometimes.

 

[Vinny]

Allexus_TN

She is so intelligent and a wonderful woman to confide in

 

[sunstruck]

it's okay, sunny, everyone knows you pick me.

Oh I figured everyone would know who I would choose. That's why I didn't bother with a name. I'm so transparent it's sad really.

 

[Andreina]

Morgaine... because I say so.

 

[Marxist]

Oh I figured everyone would know who I would choose. That's why I didn't bother with a name. I'm so transparent it's sad really.

But but but....

I feel so used and mistreated. I don't think me and GeorgiaGirl and Lexie and yayati are gonna to make it without you.

C'mon, give us a whirl.

 

[sunstruck]

But but but....

I feel so used and mistreated. I don't think me and GeorgiaGirl and Lexie and yayati are gonna to make it without you.

C'mon, give us a whirl.

LMAO

I didn't SAY I would choose Perky, I'm just glad she knows how much I worship her ruffles.

But I'm not letting you lure me back into the basement either.

 

[Marxist]

LMAO

I didn't SAY I would choose Perky, I'm just glad she knows how much I worship her ruffles.

But I'm not letting you lure me back into the basement either.

Well I know who I'm NOT visiting.

 

[sunstruck]

Well I know who I'm NOT visiting.

Oh come on!! I have a cage - errrr room just your size.

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: sexy-girl

and Lisa! Two sentences? I hate rules.

sg is just like totally cool, dude. She also has this totally cool girlfriend in a totally cool place that I have, like, never visited.









*Anyone remember the days of the Valley girls? I hope so or my humor is wasted, once again!*

lol ... COOL


(i dont know valley girls)

 

[RawHumor]

Oh come on!! I have a cage - errrr room just your size.

Really? That small?

 

[tortoise]

Yep, me, my cats, my bomber jacket, my lopsided bob, and Madness' entire catalog. On a Vespa to Atlanta.

"Hey you! Don't watch that, watch this! It's the heavy heavy monster sound!"

 

[Marxist]

Yep, me, my cats, my bomber jacket, my lopsided bob, and Madness' entire catalog. On a Vespa to Atlanta.

That sounded so cool. I think you'd experience a kitty revolt somewhere around New Mexico, however.



Tortoise: What was the name of the dude Madness borrowed their ska beat from? I'm at a loss, but he's a legend over there.

 

[JazzManJim]

I'd have to toss a coin a cople times.

I'd either travel out toward Oregon, Kentucky, Michigan, or Georgia.

There are very neat people at every one of those locations I want very much to meet, for various innocent and non-innocent purposes.

 

[Harbinger]

I'm ashamed to say it, but I would seriously think about picking KidRock. That's the evil side of me talking. After the last little run in I have just about had it with that guy. I figure I could meet with the people that I like and want to meet me anytime. I don't think that KR would want to meet me, though. It's just as well.