A Hypothetical Contest

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

If Lit. sponsored a contest to meet one person, ONLY ONE PERSON, who would it be and why?

Please make your case in more than two sentences but less than 10.

Yeah, I know I've started a thread like this before but I couldn't find it. Sue me.

princessa · Jul 10, 2002

ooh... but if i go through the effort of suing you, do you actually have enough money or anything valuable to possibly make it worth my time in court?

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

princessa said:
ooh... but if i go through the effort of suing you, do you actually have enough money or anything valuable to possibly make it worth my time in court?

Yeah. But of all the people on Lit. to meet, you'd want to meet me?

That's kinda sweet.

Pathetic too.

Guest · Jul 10, 2002

Aiko.

Laurel · Jul 10, 2002

Does the contest include roundtrip airfare & accommodations?

If so, I want to meet whatever Lit member lives in Bangkok, Thailand because I want to go there. And meet a cool Lit member of course.

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

raindancer said:
Aiko.

That does not count. You are in violation of the rules. Besides, I've never seen Aiko post.

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

Laurel said:
Does the contest include roundtrip airfare & accommodations?

If so, I want to meet whatever Lit member lives in Bangkok, Thailand because I want to go there. And meet a cool Lit member of course.

Owners and employees of Literotica are not eligible. Sorry.

Guest · Jul 10, 2002

Uh huh. She channels through Laurel, damnit.

I'm violated. Yeah, baby.

Laurel · Jul 10, 2002

Marxist said:
Owners and employees of Literotica are not eligible. Sorry.

Aiko says that sucks. She says Marxist is a meanie.

Guest · Jul 10, 2002

See, told ya!

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

Laurel said:
Aiko says that sucks. She says Marxist is a meanie.

Tell me about it. I hate being mean. And besides, I'm half pissed you didn't want to come to Atlanta.

I mean, besides me, there's Miles and Writer Dom and MorningGirl and Brian4Ever, tons of cool people to see and discuss the issues of the day with.....

*runs off in a fit of laughter*

seXieleXie · Jul 10, 2002

it's a toss up. either yayati or marxist.

Laurel · Jul 10, 2002

Marxist said:
Tell me about it. I hate being mean. And besides, I'm half pissed you didn't want to come to Atlanta.

I mean, besides me, there's Miles and Writer Dom and MorningGirl and Brian4Ever, tons of cool people to see and discuss the issues of the day with.....

*runs off in a fit of laughter*

I can drive to Atlanta on my own dime. How's the Thai food there?

Besides, Aiko says there'll be too many chickies wanting to come out to meet Marxist, and that I'd be too much of a follower if I said Atlanta.

Sillyman · Jul 10, 2002

Right now?

Either draaah because she thinks I'm funny, she is good at stroking my ego, she is damn hilarious herself, and it could result in hot sex,

or Private Vasquez, because I just want to find out for real what the woman is like since she reveals so very little online. It's almost crazy making.

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

Laurel said:
I can drive to Atlanta on my own dime. How's the Thai food there?

Besides, Aiko says there'll be too many chickies wanting to come out to meet Marxist, and that I'd be too much of a follower if I said Atlanta.

Drive to Atlanta from San D with cats and Manu on the back of your bike? You're nuts. You might want to upgrade to the 200cc version for a trip like that. You're such a mod.

http://www.travel.it/roma/scooters/vespa.jpg

Marxist · Jul 10, 2002

seXieleXie said:
it's a toss up. either yayati or marxist.

Spicy pickle it is!

Laurel · Jul 10, 2002

Marxist said:
Drive to Atlanta from San D with cats and Manu on the back of your bike? You're nuts. You might want to upgrade to the 200cc version for a trip like that. You're such a mod.

http://www.travel.it/roma/scooters/vespa.jpg

Yep, me, my cats, my bomber jacket, my lopsided bob, and Madness' entire catalog. On a Vespa to Atlanta.

cybergirly · Jul 10, 2002

I would pick ppman. I just know it would be a riot to see him falling off the stool in some local pub. Drunk and arguing politics with the locals, who would all be trying to ignore him. And all the while trying to pick up on all the girls.

Also it's been a long time since I've been to England.

alexandraaah · Jul 10, 2002

Sillyman said:
Right now?

Either draaah because she thinks I'm funny, she is good at stroking my ego, she is damn hilarious herself, and it could result in hot sex,

Like it.

'Specially the hot sexx part. (Yes, sexx has two x's)

or Private Vasquez, because I just want to find out for real what the woman is like since she reveals so very little online. It's almost crazy making.

I talked to her on the phone during one of those crazy marathons.

She's cool as shit.

Sillyman · Jul 10, 2002

alexandraaah said:
Like it.

'Specially the hot sexx part. (Yes, sexx has two x's)

I talked to her on the phone during one of those crazy marathons.

She's cool as shit.

Sex with me does sound good until you realize I would actually faint if I heard you say "fuck" to me in real life.

We have been having the oddest PM exchange lately. Someday I'm going to have to put it on the board.

Georgia Girl · Jul 10, 2002

Where do I get my number so I know my place in line to meet Marxist?

Dawn

Ms_Lilith · Jul 10, 2002

well, not kitte, even though i loved her. she and i would cause too much trouble together, and i'm not sure her SO would appreciate it all.

so i think tb4p is my winner!

red_rose · Jul 10, 2002

cybergirly1989 said:
I would pick ppman. I just know it would be a riot to see him falling off the stool in some local pub. Drunk and arguing politics with the locals, who would all be trying to ignore him. And all the while trying to pick up on all the girls.

Don't forget the Brithish accent. That would be the icing on the cake, of course.

Not that I want to meet p_p_man as my first choice.

Hmm... I'll have to get back to you on this one.

cybergirly · Jul 10, 2002

red_rose said:
Don't forget the Brithish accent. That would be the icing on the cake, of course.

Not that I want to meet p_p_man as my first choice.

Hmm... I'll have to get back to you on this one.

LOL! Well there was other motives in my choice. I figured as long as I was there I could meet a couple of others as well.

Wanna come?

Hey Marxist....

Is this a trip for two?

Mischka · Jul 10, 2002

I'd pick RisiaSkye. She's got that je ne sais quois thing going, and I bet she'd be uber-cool to hang out with. Plus she's tall.

(I added that last sentence because Marxist said it had to be over two sentences.)

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