a humble question

[humblehumbert]

well, I've been lurking around the lit forums for some time, and although my writing doesn't include erotica, i still enjoy a well-written story. my question, or rather, request for help, is this: care to help a blocked fellow writer think of synonyms for a hard-on? thanks in advance.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hard on:

Erection
Boner
wood
woody
Throbing member
Standing bishop
Purple Phallus
Standing cock
Piping Peter
Punishing peter
Rigid tool
stiff putz
Full prick
Poking pecker
soluting soldier
Little man of steel
Rock solid man meat
Heavy hitter
My Batt
Stallion
Shaft
Javelin
pillar
Miner ready to dig
Third leg/tripod
Stiffie
Pole
Pumping main vein


Ok I am stopping ther are too many to list.

Ball park frank
piston
rod

 

[Guest]

How about - Shining Sword of Siegfried?

Chubbie?

Heat-seeking moisture missile?

 

[Liar]

Mini-me?

 

[Lady Lay]

Aching bulge
love's sweet arrow
eagerness
throbbing hardness
engorged flesh
maleness
virile masculinity
hard male heat
his sex
molten member
his driving need
swelling in his loins

Here's a few that I mix and match according to the mood/intensity of the story. Virile bulge, love's need, eagerness in his loins, molten arrow...

 

[curiousphantaC]

My Batt

huh?

I think you're inventing some there!

How about custard cannon?

 

[Guest]

Mini-me?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Welcome to the AH, Humblehumbert.

Phil and company have pretty well gleaned the field, except possibly for "power pole." I believe there's a couple lists of synonyms in the "How-To" section.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Hi Humble and welcome to the AH!

I can't think of any others right now, except for Big Fat Dick, but that one's pretty normal, compared to most. Especially the one offered by Curious, here:

...

How about custard cannon?

I love it!

Hi and welcome to you, too!

Lou

 

[SummerMorning]

Ah... but one you've missed!

tumescence

or...

blood filled spongy tissue based organ

 

[Black Tulip]

Hi, welcome

enjoy

our company.

 

[snooper]

What about ...

Mountain

As in "She'll be coming round the ..."