a hug is just NOT gonna do it tonight...

[unclej]

i'll start with a hug from anyone that'll offer but i badly need a cold compress, 4 or 5 anacin, a very soft, very feminine lap on which to lay my poor old weary head, a tall, very strong bourbon and branch, and a few sympathetic tsk, tsk you poor baby's...

i'm building a gazebo for a friend of a friend...it's what i used to do full time and still do ocassionally...this lady is building a health spa so mine is just one of the projects going on at the site..now it's an unspoken rule that "he who gets to the site first picks the radio station"...ok, so these two very talented carpenters from colorado got there first this morning and picked a station to play really fuckin' loud that advertises itself as the "best of the 80's and 90's"....

HORSE SHIT!!!!!! it was fuckin' DISCO....AAARRRRGGGGGG......I SAID DISCOOOOO......BLEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

my head hurts, my ears are bleeding, i may not be able to eat tonight 'cause i still feel like i'm gonna hurl...6 1/2 hours of DISCOOOOO....AAARRRRGGGG....but it wasn't all bad..sometimes the played some DONNIE AND FUCKIN' MARIE....they played MUSCKRAT FUCKIN' LOVE.....JEEEEEEESSSSUSSSSS......

i asked 'em if they wanted me to find 'em a good country station or maybe some good rock roll and they looked at me like i'd farted...

tell me everyone's not like that in colorado...bet you're ass i'll be there a 5 o'clock in the goddam am tomorrow...

now how 'bout those hugs and drinks...

 

[glamorilla]

Were they cute?

 

[perks]

Were they cute?

 

[unclej]

what difference does it make if they were cute...they liked DISCO.....AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG...

this is about me, my poor broken eardrums....my shattered nerves...where are my hugs dammit...

 

[glamorilla]

Maybe this'll help UncleJ...

 

[Jimi]

25 years later... Disco STILL SUCKS!

You poor bugger! That was cruel and unfortunately, usual punishment.

On any jobsite that I'd be on, Classic Rock / Blues or "reasonable" Country would be the order of the day...

I say "NUKE THE YOUNGINS' BOOM BOX"

 

[heterotic]

Yum, cute, disco-lovin' carpenters! Wooohooo!

 

[roxie]

Oh you poor thing! I know EXACTLY what you are talking about! I have to listen to 50's music 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, it wouldn't bother me, but COME ON! Change the freakin cd once in awhile!

 

[unclej]

see, this is all i ask...a little compassion, a little understanding...i've spent the last ten years of my life eliminating negative influences and live in a virtual utopia...until today and DISCOOOOOOO....ok, i'll quit yelling now...

and yes glamorilla, that helps...i bugging eyes are starting to receed somewhat....

 

[heterotic]

Well, disco all day long while trying to fix a gazebo would be a bit much.

Now 98.4--all polka, all day long--that would be fine.

 

[unclej]

now that's what i'm talkin' about...polka, yeah, that's the ticket...

why do i feel like i'm not gonna get all the lovin' that i need...y'all just go ahead and give it all to jazzmanjim...i'll just sit here and pout a little....

no really, don't worry about me, i'll be just fine...........................

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*sits cross-legged, and puts a small round pillow in her lap*

c'mere, unclej.. I'll give you a scalp-massage, and kiss you till you fall asleep.. I'll run my fingers through your hair, and my soft hands over your face.. I'll lightly massage your shoulders until you're not sore anymore...

 

[Nathon_88]

*sits cross-legged, and puts a small round pillow in her lap*

c'mere, unclej.. I'll give you a scalp-massage, and kiss you till you fall asleep.. I'll run my fingers through your hair, and my soft hands over your face.. I'll lightly massage your shoulders until you're not sore anymore...

Wow.....Unclej, take her up on it........I doubt you want a nice friendly male hijacking your thread, so I'll leave you be.

 

[unclej]

finally...someone who understands me...i don't ask for much....just no disco....oh, that feels good vixen, can i call you vixen......hhhhhmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....and that george jones music in the background is just what i needed......snore.....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

yes, you can call me vixen (why wouldn't you?).. and just keep on sleepin.. I'll sit with you till you wake.. (and then we'll see what happens)

 

[unclej]

thank you sweetie, much better now....that's a very nice fragrance you're wearing, by the way....and if you didn't notice, i've got cookies...really good cookies...and you get first choice...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

lol.. why thank you, the scent is Eternity for Women, by CK..

 

[TheDR4KE]

i'll start with a hug from anyone that'll offer

Oh, alright. Here ya go.... (( huggg ))

i asked 'em if they wanted me to find 'em a good country station or maybe some good rock roll and they looked at me like i'd farted...

ROTFLMAO

Did you get there earlier on another day?

I'm thinking they didn't like it either but were just getting you back for a country music day...

Quack

Drake

"Hi there kids. I'm Ned Flanders. Seems to me you mustn't know how to work that wireless of yours. Want me to find you a nice Christian 24x7 Prayer Station?"

"Hi there Mr 300Gallon-Hat Worker. Want us to show you how to set your radio up so it just keeps flicking between techno music stations every 10 seconds?"

"Hi there Padre. Afraid to piss of Jesus if you change station? Here, let me tune it to some deathrock for you."

hehehehe

 

[SXCRgirl]

DISCO? People still listen to that? LOL...

Awww you poor thing. *huge hugs and lots of widdle kissies on your temple to ease the pain*

Hope that helps.

 

[BustyTheClown]

I used to be into disco, I'll admit it -- but only because if I didn't like disco, I wouldn't have listened to that show late at night on Saturdays and I'd never have found out that Queen did "Bohemian Rhapsody" and I'd have missed out on the best music I've ever heard. I've heard all their songs about 1000 times each for about 5 years now, and I still love it just as much as I did when I was discovering them. You should check Queen out, unclej... Queen is the way to go.