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loquita18 said:Goodnight to you both.... I hope you both have a great Monday morning then if thats possible!
My monday is over ... Thank God
and you know I'll be back Higher ... who can resist?
Thanks, Loquita ..... I think you'll get on well here! There's a great bunch of people come posting on this thread ......
Goodnight again!
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Ok....wondering here....who was the more stupid of the bunch!!! LOL
Robber Called Ahead to Order Heist at KFC
PITTSBURGH (April 16) - "One felony, extra crispy, please." City police on Friday said they were looking for a man who called a KFC restaurant and placed an unusual takeout order - a robbery.
The man called the restaurant March 31 and told the manager he was a police officer. The caller told the manager that a robber was on his way to the store and that the store employees should cooperate so nobody would get hurt. Police planned to grab the robber as he left the store, the caller said.
Moments later, a robber showed up and took $200, but no police arrived to arrest him - fueling police suspicion that the telephone "cop" and restaurant robber are the same person.
Police said at a news conference Friday they believe the same man is responsible for at least 10 other robberies in the city since late January. The other stores weren't called ahead of time.
The robber was caught on video at the KFC, and the images match a description given in the other heists.
04/16/04 18:27 EDT
Robber Called Ahead to Order Heist at KFC
PITTSBURGH (April 16) - "One felony, extra crispy, please." City police on Friday said they were looking for a man who called a KFC restaurant and placed an unusual takeout order - a robbery.
The man called the restaurant March 31 and told the manager he was a police officer. The caller told the manager that a robber was on his way to the store and that the store employees should cooperate so nobody would get hurt. Police planned to grab the robber as he left the store, the caller said.
Moments later, a robber showed up and took $200, but no police arrived to arrest him - fueling police suspicion that the telephone "cop" and restaurant robber are the same person.
Police said at a news conference Friday they believe the same man is responsible for at least 10 other robberies in the city since late January. The other stores weren't called ahead of time.
The robber was caught on video at the KFC, and the images match a description given in the other heists.
04/16/04 18:27 EDT
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Cathleen said:
Well seeing how the robber got the money and is still free i would say he isnt stupid,,,,,,,,,, now if it were me as the store manager the first thing i would have done was call the police and told them about the phone call, the police wouldnt ask you to risk the store money, they would have supplied the money and made sure it was marked, duh
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ok but what about the cameras!!!! I just thought the whole thing was silly!!!!appleapps said:Well seeing how the robber got the money and is still free i would say he isnt stupid,,,,,,,,,, now if it were me as the store manager the first thing i would have done was call the police and told them about the phone call, the police wouldnt ask you to risk the store money, they would have supplied the money and made sure it was marked, duh
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I stole this from another thread so don't go blaming me!!!
It's time to re-evaluate our involvement.
Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on
TV are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?
We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes
us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
Their government is unstable, and they have no leadership. Why are
we still there?
Many of their people are uncivilized, or at least don't speak
English. Why are we still there?
There are more than 1,000 religious sects and almost as many
languages and dialects, many of which we don't understand. Why are we still there?
We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?
They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more
to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?
It is becoming clear.
We must abandon California.
It's time to re-evaluate our involvement.
Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on
TV are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?
We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes
us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
Their government is unstable, and they have no leadership. Why are
we still there?
Many of their people are uncivilized, or at least don't speak
English. Why are we still there?
There are more than 1,000 religious sects and almost as many
languages and dialects, many of which we don't understand. Why are we still there?
We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?
They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more
to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?
It is becoming clear.
We must abandon California.
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OMG! That is hysterical! I
it!Thanks for the laugh, Cate!
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Evening all ..... you girls playing nicely?
Cathleen
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Glad you enjoyed Boots....laughing is good for the soul!!!
Here's another!
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, but amused, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter, son, as long as it fits a camel." The pharmacist fainted
Here's another!
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, but amused, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter, son, as long as it fits a camel." The pharmacist fainted
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Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the
Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus'
birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter
said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast
with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then
they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder . "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the
Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus'
birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter
said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast
with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then
they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder . "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
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ok 1 more:
A little sick, but funny nonetheless.....
In Remembrance
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The HokeyPokey," died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started.
A little sick, but funny nonetheless.....
In Remembrance
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The HokeyPokey," died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started.
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Yowza!!
I think a road trip to the UK might be in order!
"Toothing" latest hi-tech sex craze
Sun Apr 18,10:27 PM ET
By Michael Holden
LONDON (Reuters) - Commuters take note -- the respectable person sitting next to you on the train fumbling with their cell phone might be a "toother" looking for sex with a stranger.
"Toothing" is a new craze where strangers on trains, buses, in bars and even supermarkets hook up for illicit meetings using messages sent via the latest in phone technology.
"Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers -- usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar," says the "Beginner's Guide To Toothing" on a Web site dedicated to the pursuit.
It is made possible by Bluetooth technology which allows users to send phone contacts, pictures and messages to other Bluetooth-enabled equipment over a range of about 10 metres (yards).
Users discovered they could send anonymous messages to people they didn't know with Bluetooth equipment, spawning a craze dubbed "bluejacking".
Jon, aka "Toothy Toothing" and the guide's author, explained toothing was born after he was "bluejacked" by an unknown girl while commuting to work in London. After a few days of flirting, she suggested a brief encounter in a station lavatory.
"The meeting wasn't a romantic thing -- it was purely sexual. Barely anything was said," he told Reuters via e-mail.
He said potential toothers begin by sending out a random greeting -- usually "Toothing?".
"If the other party is interested, messages are exchanged until a suitable location is agreed -- usually a public toilet, although there are tales of more adventurous spots such as deserted carriages or staff areas," his guide adds.
Jon, who's in his 20s and works in finance, estimates there could be tens of thousands of toothers from all sorts of professions and lifestyles. Certainly the Web site's message board is busy.
"Any toothing on these trains?" asks one poster about services between Cambridge and London, prompting positive responses from "Dannyboy" and "Zeke".
"I'll be around London Bridge mainline station around 9.45 - 10 a.m. tomorrow if anyone's interested...," another poster called "Boi" wrote hopefully.
While some happily recount their successful encounters, others suggest there are a few teething problems with toothing.
"I tried toothing in Tooting (south London) last night... not a device to be found," a frustrated "Snowdog" posted sadly.
Although clearly not what the industry had in mind, toothing may lead operators towards similar, more mainstream projects.
Last month it was reported that a team in Boston had created a service for cell phones called Serendipity, an wireless alternative to online dating.
It allows subscribers to store their personal details and what they want from a partner and when there are enough similarities between two people and they happen to be in the same area, it tells their phones to communicate with each other.
Dario Betti, of the British-based consultancy Ovum, said bluejacking had really taken off, helped by the fact the service was free.
"The element of the unknown, that you are connecting to someone around you that you might not know, it's a novelty factor that is helping it to start," he told Reuters.
If Jon and those who use his forum are right, toothing is certainly livening up life for some bored commuters.
"A lot of my day's taken up with a soul-aching commute into the city, and that just feels like dead time," Jon said.
"Flirting is fun, sex is fun. We're just employing expensive, complex toys to find the most basic form of entertainment."
I think a road trip to the UK might be in order!
"Toothing" latest hi-tech sex craze
Sun Apr 18,10:27 PM ET
By Michael Holden
LONDON (Reuters) - Commuters take note -- the respectable person sitting next to you on the train fumbling with their cell phone might be a "toother" looking for sex with a stranger.
"Toothing" is a new craze where strangers on trains, buses, in bars and even supermarkets hook up for illicit meetings using messages sent via the latest in phone technology.
"Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers -- usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar," says the "Beginner's Guide To Toothing" on a Web site dedicated to the pursuit.
It is made possible by Bluetooth technology which allows users to send phone contacts, pictures and messages to other Bluetooth-enabled equipment over a range of about 10 metres (yards).
Users discovered they could send anonymous messages to people they didn't know with Bluetooth equipment, spawning a craze dubbed "bluejacking".
Jon, aka "Toothy Toothing" and the guide's author, explained toothing was born after he was "bluejacked" by an unknown girl while commuting to work in London. After a few days of flirting, she suggested a brief encounter in a station lavatory.
"The meeting wasn't a romantic thing -- it was purely sexual. Barely anything was said," he told Reuters via e-mail.
He said potential toothers begin by sending out a random greeting -- usually "Toothing?".
"If the other party is interested, messages are exchanged until a suitable location is agreed -- usually a public toilet, although there are tales of more adventurous spots such as deserted carriages or staff areas," his guide adds.
Jon, who's in his 20s and works in finance, estimates there could be tens of thousands of toothers from all sorts of professions and lifestyles. Certainly the Web site's message board is busy.
"Any toothing on these trains?" asks one poster about services between Cambridge and London, prompting positive responses from "Dannyboy" and "Zeke".
"I'll be around London Bridge mainline station around 9.45 - 10 a.m. tomorrow if anyone's interested...," another poster called "Boi" wrote hopefully.
While some happily recount their successful encounters, others suggest there are a few teething problems with toothing.
"I tried toothing in Tooting (south London) last night... not a device to be found," a frustrated "Snowdog" posted sadly.
Although clearly not what the industry had in mind, toothing may lead operators towards similar, more mainstream projects.
Last month it was reported that a team in Boston had created a service for cell phones called Serendipity, an wireless alternative to online dating.
It allows subscribers to store their personal details and what they want from a partner and when there are enough similarities between two people and they happen to be in the same area, it tells their phones to communicate with each other.
Dario Betti, of the British-based consultancy Ovum, said bluejacking had really taken off, helped by the fact the service was free.
"The element of the unknown, that you are connecting to someone around you that you might not know, it's a novelty factor that is helping it to start," he told Reuters.
If Jon and those who use his forum are right, toothing is certainly livening up life for some bored commuters.
"A lot of my day's taken up with a soul-aching commute into the city, and that just feels like dead time," Jon said.
"Flirting is fun, sex is fun. We're just employing expensive, complex toys to find the most basic form of entertainment."
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Cathleen said:
*LMAO*
Men can be such wimps sometimes!
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Cathleen said:
You seem to have a bit of a fascination with men fainting, my dear sister. A new fetish, perhaps?!
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Well, at the risk of being ignored again ..... hello ladies! .....
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higherlevel4u said:Well, at the risk of being ignored again ..... hello ladies! .....
As if we could ever ignore YOU!!
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Cathleen said:I'm so sorry Higher....I didn't see your post earlier!!! Hello, my sweet!! Can you forgive me??
Only joking, my lovely!
And can I forgive you? I think after our last meeting, I can forgive you EVERYTHING!! 
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Cathleen said:Wow....think I'll take that to the bank.... is that like a get out of jail free card?? LOL
.....and to think I was working while you guys were having all this fun. I enjoyed to jokes.
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done_got_old said:.....and to think I was working while you guys were having all this fun. I enjoyed to jokes.
Hi there DGO ..... lovely to see you again .....
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higherlevel4u said:Hi there DGO ..... lovely to see you again .....
Thanks Higher.......while I was working hard and had to attend another boring staff meeting, I see that you guys were telling jokes.
Just wait............... summer approaches!
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done_got_old said:
What? You mean I'll have you all day then?
