A heterosexual survey

[rgraham666]

That shows just how silly prejudice is.

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1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When did you decide you were heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

5. If you never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good lesbian, gay, or bi lover?

6. Do your parents know you're a heterosexual? Do your friends and/or roommates know?

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, social workers, foster parents, etcetera?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How do they know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

12. Even with all the social support marriage receives, the divorce rate increases each year. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted disease. It is really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle & run the risk of disease and unwanted pregnancy?

14. How do you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive exclusive heterosexuality?

15. Considering the menace of over population, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

16. Could you trust your heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?

17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really wanted to. Have you tried aversion & other therapies?

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual knowing the problems that he/she would face?

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Snicker.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nice one!

 

[rgraham666]

Not mine. Got it from an acquaintance at MySpace.

But it was too good not to spread around.

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, that was fun. Thanks for posting it.

 

[matriarch]

Brilliant, Rob.

Good on ya.

Mwahhhhhhh!!

 

[Guest]

hey

some of us had doubts...

That was a nice one!

Maharat

 

[cantdog]

I've already had aversion therapy. I just like the pussy too much. I may be incurable. It hasn't prevented me from being happy, though.edited to add: The thing is right about the social workers, though...

 

[ms.read]

Could a person be omni-sexual?

 

[Liar]

Could a person be omni-sexual?

Wanting to get it on with everything?

 

[sr71plt]

Could a person be omni-sexual?

Since "omni" means all, It would seem the only way you could be gay male and lesbian at the same time would be to be Siamese twins joined with both one heart and one brain between you (at least until the philosophers agree on where the center is). That problem solved, I think fitting in heterosectural and bi would be a piece cake.

 

[neonlyte]

I'm confused about 11. Doesn't everybody read in bed?

 

[jomar]

I always like the comeback to the Falwellian types claim that AIDS is God's punishment for homosexuality. The gay community would respond that if that's the case, then lesbians must be the "chosen ones" because they had the lowest rates of all.

 

[ms.read]

Wanting to get it on with everything?

just about...*evil laugh*

 

[cantdog]

just about...*evil laugh*

Clams excepted, I presume?

 

[cantdog]

sculptor

Weird mood

 

[ms.read]

Clams excepted, I presume?

If you mean girls puss.
nope i tongue the pearls *wink*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Since "omni" means all, It would seem the only way you could be gay male and lesbian at the same time would be to be Siamese twins joined with both one heart and one brain between you (at least until the philosophers agree on where the center is). That problem solved, I think fitting in heterosectural and bi would be a piece cake.

I've never liked the term "Bi"-- it seems so limiting!

 

[matriarch]

I always like the comeback to the Falwellian types claim that AIDS is God's punishment for homosexuality. The gay community would respond that if that's the case, then lesbians must be the "chosen ones" because they had the lowest rates of all.

Indeed we are !!

 

[3113]

Indeed we are !!

Hey! This survey is for us Heteros only! I know you gays like to come into our clubs and leer at us as we make out with the opposite sex, but we're not here for your entertainment! It's hard to feel comfortable with ourselves and we should be allowed to have our private places where we can meet and engage with each other without feeling like we're on display.....

 

[Guest]

Hey! This survey is for us Heteros only! I know you gays like to come into our clubs and leer at us as we make out with the opposite sex, but we're not here for your entertainment! It's hard to feel comfortable with ourselves and we should be allowed to have our private places where we can meet and engage with each other without feeling like we're on display.....

isn't that what brokeback mountain is for?

 

[ms.read]

I've never liked the term "Bi"-- it seems so limiting!

I agree.

I declare myself OMNISEXUAL!
I identify with all heterosexuals, homosexuals, transexuals, bisexuals and hermaphrodites!


So there!

*sticks out tongue in a truly childish way*

 

[cantdog]

If you mean girls puss.
nope i tongue the pearls *wink*

Nope, I meant mollusca. For me, molluscs are distinctly beyond the pale. Glad they're here, mind you; it makes a change from the damn insects. But Omnisexual I cannot be.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
Biology. I think I was born with a few many thousands and thousands of years worth of instinct and natural selection to want to do women--and that peaking during puberty and likely responsible for most of my impulsive attractions.

2. When did you decide you were heterosexual?
Decide? Guess I didn't.

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Probably not, I think its hardwired... again, see biology.

4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
Probably not.

5. If you never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good lesbian, gay, or bi lover?
Probably not.

6. Do your parents know you're a heterosexual? Do your friends and/or roommates know?
Yep, and have to hear about it /frequently/.

7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
I find it attracts more women to flaunt it.

8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
Procreation is a powerful piece of biology, I think.

9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
Survival of the species, religion, genuine concern... I'm sure there are plenty o' reasons.

10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers, social workers, foster parents, etcetera?
I dunno. I think I'd have to see some statistics on that. But, aside from those, I think its unavoidable exposing children to heterosexual men... they're kinda the majority, aren't they?

11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How do they know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
Biology, probably. Again, natural selection and a few million years is pretty compelling.

12. Even with all the social support marriage receives, the divorce rate increases each year. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
Economics, the women's movement, a decentralization of the community, opportunity... I'm sure there are many reasons, most having to do with education/economics.

13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted disease. It is really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle & run the risk of disease and unwanted pregnancy?
Sure... because the risk of contracting one is relatively low, as well. And, hey, procreation is kinda important.

14. How do you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive exclusive heterosexuality?
Because person-hood, given our culture, doesn't require me to be anything other than that... I'd be missing out, potentially, on some dick. I can live with that. I can do everything else--including get married in all 50 states... HoooAAHHH!

15. Considering the menace of over population, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
Probably little different than we're surviving now. Eliminate all the heterosexuals? Bam, likely crazy disaster. Eliminate all the homosexuals? Probably not as much of a ruckuss. Sad, but true.

16. Could you trust your heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings?
Sure.

17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really wanted to. Have you tried aversion & other therapies?
So there may seem, though I'd wonder where we're getting our data from.

18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual knowing the problems that he/she would face?
Sure. Mostly, because there isn't really any problem there.

 

[English Lady]

*grins* Joe, you're in the official "straight as a straight-thing" club now. Your membership card and pin are in the post