A Guy Caught His Wife With His "Best Friend"

[Lost Cause]

The guy walked in and found his wife having sex with his best friend.

Keeping his cool, he told her to get her things, and leave.




Then he looked at his best friend, and said........"Bad Dog!!!"


Hah! Got cha!


**Got any sick or good jokes?

 

[freakygirl]

Shit

Now I know where Mr Freaky has been!


Thanks Lost Cause













Bad Dog is a nickname Mr Freaky has used for over 10 years.

 

[scylis]

you wanna hear about a sick joke?

yayati's penis.

now THAT'S a sick joke right there.

 

[Saint Peter]

Guy tells the bartender to get him a beer. "Any kind except Coors. Last night I drank a case of Coors and ended up blowing chunks."
"That is not the fault of the beer, drink too much of any kind of booze and you will get sick" the bartender replied.

"True. But chunks is my dog."

 

[Nora]

Yet another reason to stay away from Coors...

 

[Saint Peter]

.........and chunks.

 

[Lost Cause]

Two Bikers Sitting At A Bar....

"Hey man, you look bummed"...

"Yeah, I just realized I've been with my ol' lady 14 years"...

"Fourteen years? That's pretty damned good"...

"No, you don't understand, I've been fucking the same hole for 14 years"..

"Well, why not roll her over and try the other hole?"....


"WHAT? And take the chance of getting her PREGNANT?"

 

[Lost Cause]

Okay, no humor out there...so try this one..

"But Mommy, I don't want to visit Grandma!"



"Shutup and keep digging....."










*Custer wore arrow shirts! Geez, tough crowd!

 

[Lost Cause]

What no Political jokes?...Nothing?

Besides the Saxophone, what other instrument did President Clinton play?





*Hum-Monica!

 

[Santino51]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde does your landscaping??

A: The bushes ar darker than the rest of the yard.

 

[Guest]

GOOD CLEAN FAMILY JOKE!

GOOD CLEAN FAMILY JOKE!


How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman?


Fill her cunt up with shit!

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Re: GOOD CLEAN FAMILY JOKE!

GOOD CLEAN FAMILY JOKE!


How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman?


Fill her cunt up with shit!

very poor taste unregistered

 

[charlien]

Guy goes into the bar and orders 2 double martini's.

Bartender asks, "What'cha celebrating?"
Guy answers, "My first blow job."
Bartender says, " Congratulations, let me buy you one too."
Guy says, "No thanks, if the first 2 don't get rid of the taste the third won't help!"

 

[Bidin~Time]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is
a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a
siren.

 

[bknight2602]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is
a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a
siren.

Here kitty, kitty! Good joke.