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...besides the "War on Women" is supposed to be one of conquest, not decimation. The object of the War on Women as explained by the paternalists in the Democratic Party is a nefarious plan secretly held by Republicans to get women pregnant and into mad-men-era outfits, sans shoes posed adjacent to a hot stove.
Except a few that are put in binders in hopes of later being unlawfully advanced over qualified male counterparts in the interest of egalitarian appearances......(Get it??? Binders CAN mean a notebook but it can ALSO mean handcuffs! Tee-Hee let's win an election over that wordplay!!!)
Because of course when Democrats need to balance out the number of women in ranking positions, they simply trash-bin all qualified white males and hope against hope that there aren't too many darker-hued men more qualified than the women left.
This causes problems though...like the statistically irrelevant, but ironically funny, lower wages that women are paid in the White House than men working there.
Except a few that are put in binders in hopes of later being unlawfully advanced over qualified male counterparts in the interest of egalitarian appearances......(Get it??? Binders CAN mean a notebook but it can ALSO mean handcuffs! Tee-Hee let's win an election over that wordplay!!!)
Because of course when Democrats need to balance out the number of women in ranking positions, they simply trash-bin all qualified white males and hope against hope that there aren't too many darker-hued men more qualified than the women left.
This causes problems though...like the statistically irrelevant, but ironically funny, lower wages that women are paid in the White House than men working there.