A Goblin's Life!

[iridium248]

Hello, all. I've been toying with this idea for a fantasy-based story, set in your classic swords-and-sorcery world...

The Gods play games of Divinity, manipulating people like chess pieces across the board of the world. This time, though, a particularly interesting wager has been struck; The God Of Goblins, who's something of an idiot, but with a kind of low cunning, has made a bet with several others that his speed-bump of a race *can* rise above itself...

The catch? He has to use a single goblin to prove it, something which is met with uproarious laughter. In good humor, the others agree- For each worshipper the chosen goblin can 'conquer', in one way or another, they'd give this loser of the gods concessions! Of course, no-one said he had to play fair...

Enter our protagonist, Bok- A swampland goblin of the Muckshade tribe, who's recently been sent on his 'goblinhood' quest, by Nbox Giantdread, the shaman...It's not really a quest, though, more of a suicide mission, as the shaman doesn't like him, in a humorous way. Of course, he doesn't know that he has actually been chosen as his God's pawn...

Things take a even more humorous theme when the little goblin's lust for sexy adventuresses get in the way, turning it into a quest for booty and glory. Basically, this is a send-up of the classic fantasy campaign, with a weakling- And fairly repulsive- goblin trying to 'make time' with as many lovely heroines as possible...Whether they're willing or not!

I love to keep my stories fairly tongue-in-cheek, though there'll be an element of non-consensual in these...Mostly, he'll have to find some way to overcome/coerce the girls into sex, especially because they're a lot more powerful, and have more class levels, than him!

How does it sound? Any ideas? I'd love to hear possible plot arcs, or women he could take advantage of...And how he'd go about doing it!

Here's an example:

After blundering his way past the swamplands, Bok manages to make it to a fairly rough border town- Worming his way into a job at a tavern. Being snivelling and obsequois, he's deemed harmless enough not to get killed on sight...And gets a task as a server. When a lovely, if arrogant Paladiness- Lady Lucille, the Hammer of Justice- rolls into town, and stops to stay the night, he just can't resist, and slips something into her food...And, of course, tries to take advantage of her later. While this works, he ends up on the run to the next encounter...And now he has a pissed-off paladiness after him.

Of course, this will eventually culminate in him being a important factor in a *larger* game...An attempt to stage a humanoid invasion of a kingdom...

 

[sirhugs]

go for it!

 

[clonewarrior]

go for it love dnd style

 

[Drakkwall]

Hehehehe I like it, how about he accidentially escapes a drow priestess set on a solo journey to sacrifice one being of every specie to her goddess, and by escape I mean she trips over either something i tnhe cave she is in, sets off one of her own traps, and is rendered unconscious or imobolised. And he takes advantage of her and she in her racist mind finds herself disgusted with herself as she grows to enjoy the goblin's eager advantage.

 

[Stultus]

Very nice idea

Sounds like a fun idea - do it!

I've been working on a Goblin 'wizard' story for about a year off and on for a fantasy universe I've done a couple of stories for. My problem is that chronologically it falls after several other stories that i need to write first... and haven't been in the mood to write, yet.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Love it, but I call them "gnomes".

 

[iridium248]

Okay, here's something I just hammered out. Basically, Skizzit, the Lord of Goblins, is playing high-risk with a succession of gods. His chosen pawn is Nbox Giantdread, a pathetic little goblin of the Muckshade tribe...Who has just been almost entirely slaughtered by a paladin, Lady Lucille, the Hammer Of Justice.

Fortunately for him, though- And because Skizzit's placed a *lot* of divine influence onto each roll- a 'Charm Person' spell fired from a one-shot trinket has hit the paladiness. She's critically failed her roll. The results...


"Pleases. Pleases!" the imp snivelled in broken Common, begging for its pathetic life! A thin sheen of sweat glistened on its warty skin as the goblin clapsed its hands together, almost prayerfully, kneeling in the grassy knoll! His head down, the goblin didn't see Lady's Lucille's tongue flicker across her full lips, a thoughtful expression breaking through her stern facade as she wavered...Her breath coming just a trifle harder...

Surrounded by trees on all sides, the clearing was just a small, open patch of grass- Like a needle in the haystack of the forest. Nice and quiet, really, if not for the imp's annoying pleas, getting more incoherent as its gabbled for mercy in its own tongue! Well, at least it *would* have, if it knew what 'mercy' meant...

There was a solid *thump*, and the goblin flinched, piss-yellow eyes squeezed shut against the expected blow, from the paladin's lethal mace! But as a long, endless moment ticked by, with no sudden, splattering impact, the wretched humanoid couldn't help but resist a quick peek...

The lady knight's heavy, steel-banded shield lay on the ground before it, still rocking slightly on the uneven surface; A split-second later, with a cheerless clash of metal, her shining mace joined it, the patient tics of lightning crackling across its surface dying out into a dull, sullen buzz. Entirely confused, now, the goblin tipped its head up, puzzlement furrowing its ugly face- What, exactly, was going on?

With a soft rustle of fabric, Lady Lucille knelt before the cringing goblin, her long, lissome legs bending gracefully; While still a head taller than the subhuman creature, it could make out the oddly intent expression on her face, the hazy glint to her deep, green eyes...And, most of all, the sway of her bosom against her perfect chest, beneath her blue-and-white surplice...

Despite itself, the goblin gulped, shifting uncomfortably as a sudden, suspicious bulge twitched behind its filthy loincloth- Wondering if she *was* going to smite him, after all, as that limpid green gaze trailed down his scrawny body, lingering briefly on his groin. Unexpectedly, though, she did the one thing it never expected- The most surprising thing in an already exciting day!

She smiled- A sly, secret smile, one entirely out-of-place on the face of a self-proclaimed holy warrior...Particularly when facing a creature she'd decried as 'subhuman' vermin!

"I'm not going to *hurt* you," Lady Lucille purred- And it *was* a purr, sweet and husky, entirely different from the clarion call of commands she so often preferred! The goblin's ears twitched at the sound of that, sensing that it promised...*things*. Things that were more often the purview of it's left hand..."I just want to know...*some* things from you."

Dumbly, the goblin nodded, a mechanical up-and-down bob of its head. The hard chuff of its breath had slowed as it calmed, trying to wrap its mind around exactly *what* was going on...

"Now." With a sigh, the lovely paladiness settled to the soft grass, tipping her head to the side. "What is your name?"

"N-Nbox." the goblin's guttural voice cracked as Lucille's slim hand rested on her brutal mace- Not raising it, just *touching* it, giving a particularly pointed edge- Or weight, if you would.

"You're not going to try to...run away, are you...Nbox? That would be *bad*..."

And *now* Nbox began to panic, the little goblin's feet shuffling uncomfortably in the ground, fighting the urge to blubber! Somehow, it managed to shake its head...And shake it hard, back and forth, dry rasps of panic sawing in its throat!

"Now, stand up..." Its knees buckling, almost knocking together in his panic, the imp somehow, barely, managed! "Pleases, pleases..." it began, eyes going wide, feeling an urgent pressure in its bladder as the goblin quaked, dreading what was coming next...

-And then its rancid yellow eyes *bulged* in their sockets, as Lady Lucille's hands rose- but went not to her weapon, but to the front of her tunic- Hooking in the collar, and slipping down, popping the clasp-

"Ah." a soft sound, something between a groan and a sigh, left the golden-haired beauty's full lips as the cotton fabric parted, revealing a tempting glimpse of creamy skin beneath! Nbox's back, then something else *entirely* went rigid as Lady Lucille's green-eyed gaze bored into his...Then, abruptly, winked!

"You *like* these, don't you?" the teasing words somehow sawed through the fog of lust dulling the goblin's mind, as the lovely paladiness lounged back, shamelessly flaunting those lovely, succulent orbs! Aching to be free of the constricting tunic, they pressed strongly against the *tightness*, bulging slightly over the top- the soft buds of her nipples outlined in the thin cloth!

"Oooooo," the goblin whimpered, letting his eyes explore for his hands, as his gaze wandered down the valley of the blonde knight's cleavage; His crotch bulged, the filthy loincloth tenting as Lady Lucille *stretched*, arching that lovely, voluptuous form in an almost feline curl; One slender eyebrow arched in silent challenge...Her breasts so soft, so inviting, like summery mountains, the thick waves of her golden hair spilling down to frame them in a glistening curtain!

Not daring to believe that this was happening, not knowing it was all the work of the tiny trinket tucked in his pouch, Nbox stumbled forward, reaching out gingerly to touch, then cup, the curve of her bosom! The idea that this might not be the best of ideas occurs to him, but it's swiftly overpowered and locked away in the dark recesses of his mind by raging, animal lust. He deserved a fucking break, didn't he?

Hot breaths rasping in his throat, Nbox other hand moved to join its partner on Lady Lucille's chest, giving them a firm squeeze! His engorged penis throbbed furiously as he filled his mucky hands with the paladiness's delicious bosom, kneading and pinching the resilent flesh!

For her part, though, the lady knight didn't flinch, or strike him away- Her gaze seemed greener than ever as she laughed a little, a musical ripple somewhere between a giggle and a purr and her vision fixed upon the goblin with no sign of hostility in the depths. "Ooooh, *yes*!" she moaned, shivering as the goblin's greedy, groping hands roamed her chest, fondling those luscious melons, weighing them- Pressing divots in the soft flesh! Her own hands came up, and *pulled*...

-And Nbox felt a cool breeze on his nether regions, as his loincloth finally gave way with a sad, soggy noise! His erect prong, olive-green and filthy, shuddered with every beat of his racing heart, pointing challenge at Lady Lucille! In petulant response- What the hell, he was going to die anyway, right?- the goblin reached down, closing his talons on the pink slip of moistening silk that sealed the paladin's maidenhood, filleting it with a hasty scramble...slipping down her smooth waist to press against her slit! Fingers pinching her fat nipples, the goblin sank forward, burying his head into her perfect cleavage with a desperate groan, smothering himself in her pillows!

She welcomed the little humanoid’s attentions as if he had been a hulking Adonis, and not the small, slobbering thing that he was. High as a kite on the sorcery pumpong through her blood, she arched against him, moaned and licked her red lips as her hazy eyes wavered in focus on the cock he brought to the entrance of her cunt. Those lovely legs swung up, and onto his thin shoulders- The imp's knees buckling at the weight- giving him better access to her body, hips lifting ever-so-slightly to meet his glans, the outer lips of her unmaidenly maidenhood engulfing the very *tip*...

"Fuck me," Lady Lucille, Hammer of Justice, hissed, green eyes fixed upon Nbox with a strange mixture of intensity and haziness; At the sultry fighter's hissed encouragement, Nbox could take no more; "Here it comes, girlie," the goblin gurgled, his knees buckling at the soft, fragrant weight of her leather-sheathed legs on his shoulders. The head of his slick, warty shaft already pressing against the peach of her pussy, the imp braced himself, thrusting forward *hard*, pulling her on his cock! A groan of guttural pleasure left his lips as he felt himself slip into the woman's tight body; Forcing himself forward, Nbox sank his thick, throbbing cock into her molten pussy, hilting into her with a satifying squitch.

"Nice and *tight*," the goblin whimpered, sweat beading on his forehead as her hot, squeezing sheath tightened around him, making him croon in exquisite torture. He clenched his groin, pushing his grubby cock deeper into the paladin's cunt. "Oh yes! Nbox likes that!" he gasped, head lolling back, tongue out in absolute bliss- Fat beads of sweat glistening on his skin. Those scrawny buttocks jiggled, as he hilted himself, as far as he could within the lovely knight- Then, with frantic effort, pumping away! His head resting against her flat, toned belly, the goblin's grip reached over it to seek out, and *find* Lucille's stiffened nipples, squeezing the buds mercilessly, drawing moans from the woman, her body bucking with each thrust! Pistoning in and out with the force of a *lifetime* of repression, the paladin's moaning cries accompanied Nbox's grunts of each thrust, their frantic gyrations describing a widening swathe in the dirt!

Nbox's face was filled with the warmth and softness of the blonde warrior's chest, his warty nose scraping against her bosom as his long tongue licks up the beading sweat forming between the two soft cones. The sensation of her hot, slick tunnel squeezing around his eager, needy prick overwhelmed him as he works his little hips, pushing himself as far into her sex as he could manage.

His balls slapped onto her perineum, splattering a mix of their juices onto the grass. Lucille's cunt gripped him in a tight, wet tunnel, seemingly determined to milk every last drop of cum from his balls- Until with a last twist, and groan, Nbox sank to his knees, balls drawing tight as hot, watery sperm gushed from him in a rushing time- Long, dragging pulses of it, again and again, defiling the holy warrior in a single, glorious surge! It just didn't *stop*, exploding again and again, until the goblin's seed splattered her thighs, spoiling the perfect finish. With a mewling cry, and a spasmic shudder, the imp pulled himself free, his deflating organ still jolting with little jets of cum...Feasting his eyes on the sight of the lovely paladin, her glazed eyes staring into the sky, half-naked amid cast-offs of her armor and discarded weaponry!

Then she shifted, murmuring slightly, like a woman awakening from a dream. "Mmmmm...W-where..." she groaned, as her sense returned, rubbing her temples gently at a growing headache. Her hair spread like a damp corona beneath her, Lucille shifted restlessly, realising, dimly, that she was lying on the ground, with a goblin's seed oozing from between her thighs...

...A goblin's *seed*...?

She looked down, blearily...Then her green eyes snapped wide, with sudden clarity, face going pale, then red in rapid sucession, hands groping for her mace!

Of course, quite far away, there was the sound of a naked goblin crashing through the bushes- Running flat-out, that stringy member bobbing between his legs! The ol' Shaman had been right...It really *did* work! He was naked now, and running as fast as he could from a now-angry paladiness...But Nbox couldn't help but think it was absolutely worth it!

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Far, far above, in the Heavens, Kierendal, patron of the Radiant Heart, gave a scandalized gasp as she tipped the paladin piece over. "Point to you," the goddess forced out, through gritted teeth- With an angry sweep, she flounced off, leaving only the weighty pouch of her stake resting on the hovering board...

"Come again!" Skizzit chortled, the goblin god snatching up his winnings greedily...And watching the angry goddess, relishing the sight of her from behind. The green deity chuckled, giving his sole piece a fond pat...This was going to be a *lot* more fun than he'd thought; Even if he'd burned through so much essence bringing it about! Best of all, this was only the beginning...

A shadow fell over him, and he looked up.

Silver hair...A intricate robe of spidersilk...Three powerful sets of writhing limbs, sprouting from a feminine torso, writhing at the air...

He gulped, and very slowly, very deliberately, let go.

"I believe," Mother Aranea, goddess of the drow, murmured, obsidian lips shaping each word, "That it is *my* move."

 

[Drakkwall]

Oh yeah that's one awesome post! hey we can make it so that we make suggestions and they are written into one post, that way nobody have to wait for the rest to post.

And here's my suggestion post on how the goblin takes down the drow.

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The Goblin God had had games with Aranea before and almost always ended up with hi gettign the shorter stick, but this time he had a secret weapon! The goddess had sent the beautiful drow priestess(Cleric) Jeendrena Uzleema as her chosen against Nbox the goblin.

The goblin was currently running from the priestess, who was dressed in the regular silk robes of the drow priestesses, no armor, he had evaded her guards who had tripped into a trap pit they had prepared themselves, which they got killed by, leaving just the priestess to capture the goblin and sacrifice him to the goddess, who had personally wanted this goblin as her next sacrifice.

But the goblin god knew that this drow had a fetish for bondage and it just so happened that Nboc had high skill points in Use Rope. And his spot and jump skills were not bad either. and as the drow goddess would find out.

Running through the dank cave the green goblin known as Nbox was running for his poor greenskin life, the dark elf priestess chasing him, her once clean and beautiful robes dirtied by the slimes and dirt in the cave. He had managed to evade all of her group's traps, even killed the others by letting the trip into a trap, and was now alone against a goddess armed with a deadly whip and divine magic.

He ran through the caves he had been going into to take a nap, it had been a week since he fled from the paladin, and had six encounters with her, four of them while he was tied up and she took advantage of him and fell asleep, letting him escape and the other two when she offered herself to him. And he had gained lots of experience from this journey, and even put on some new equipment, he was currently wearing leather armor and a pair of short swords in his belt, along with a pouch with some coins and a backpack with supplies on his back.

He had even stolen a spell book from a sleeping wizard, determined to learn magic to ease his quest, but as he entered the cave to get some privacy and read, forgetting he couldn't read, he was captured by the drows and taken to their make shift altar to be sacrificed, he managed to break free by giving the guard holding him a wedgie. Cause seriously, what kind of warrior wears g-strings?

And that brings us to now as he is running from the priestess, taking time to glance at her as she tries to climb up the step caves to follow him, her panting breathe causing her large breasts to jiggle beneath the dirty and slimy robe giving him a boner. Soon he saw a sleep gas trap and jumped over the wire and continued to run when he heard a sudden curse and a thud, followed by the sound of gas flowing and turned around to see the priestess on her face, asleep fro tmhe gas trap she had her own soldiers put up.

Looking her beautiful body over he couldn't help but get a naughty idea, but first he had to secure her so she couldn't cast spells or kill him. Taking her own whip and her own robes, revealing that she was naked beneath the robes, her luscious body making him think of the words hooters and play monster centerfold for some reason. Using her own whip he tied her body tight, her arms tied behind her back, her legs spread apart, connected to the rope on her arms,, her breasts tied at the base, making them bulge out even more, a string of whip between her crotch, rubbing against her pussy, a gag of robe in her mouth and her robes used to tie her up in the air by tying the steel strong fabric around a 0 shaped rock in the ceiling, leaving her hanging at a good height for Nbox to enjoy her sweet booty.

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The rest I leave up to you, I was just describing how he captured her. Hope you like it.

 

[JoshuaGlynn]

hey Love this so far!! keep it up.

on a side note... slightly off topic.

if you like the idea of a Goblin in a D&D type story here is a great one:

http://www.amazon.com/Goblin-Quest-...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245569197&sr=8-1

It is called Goblin quest and is the first book in a trilogy. There is no sex involved, but it is hilarious romp, about how Jig, a runt of a goblin, always the bunt of everyone's jokes, gets pulled into a quest by a group of adventurers. It is a great read.


Josh