A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[Richard_P_Feynman]

He obviously has some mental disorder or was really hurt by rob. Probably a bit of both. I can troll him for 3 or 4 posts and he goes off for days, much like he did with his hashtag alt.

He seemed particularly set off with having to reflect on his wife being with a superior lover. Instant full projection mode. It would be funny if it wasn't also so sad.

 

[Que]

He obviously has some mental disorder or was really hurt by rob. Probably a bit of both. I can troll him for 3 or 4 posts and he goes off for days, much like he did with his hashtag alt.

That's interesting, given that you weren't using McGurkus, at the time.

Are you absolutely sure that you want to tie McGurkus (the obviously Skiddlesque one) to the alts that you have hung around your neck? I thought it was pretty smart that you kept mcgurkus out of The Fray last night because if you tie yourself indelibly to Skiddles, a lot of old scores to settle with long-time posters flare up.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

That's interesting, given that you weren't using McGurkus, at the time.

Are you absolutely sure that you want to tie McGurkus (the obviously Skiddlesque one) to the alts that you have hung around your neck? I thought it was pretty smart that you kept mcgurkus out of The Fray last night because if you tie yourself indelibly to Skiddles, a lot of old scores to settle with long-time posters flare up.

^ Is playing zero-dimensional chess.

 

[Que]

He seemed particularly set off with having to reflect on his wife being with a superior lover. Instant full projection mode. It would be funny if it wasn't also so sad.

"Superior lover?"

Who talks like this? That sounds just as awkward as you talking about your imaginary length and girth earlier today and making a woman "contently sore until morning."

You really should stick with the Skiddles character, because unfiltered Rob at least sounds authentic even if you are an asshole. Better to be an authentic asshole then whatever it is you're trying to do here.

 

[adrina]

Well thanks for checking. I appreciate it.

I'm absolutely marvelous, thanks. It's not often that I get to crow about Rob's screw-ups because he's got 15 years of experience doing this and he's usually pretty good at scrambling and deflecting and he doesn't generally make the sort of errors that I forced now twice in the last few months.

Admittedly I put a lot more time and effort into it this week but that's more a function of boredom than anything else. My best client is in California this week which frees up about a 3 to 4 hour block of time for me each day, and I no longer have to get up and at 1 in the morning and waste two or three more hours just to make sure I secure that particular assignment.

So everything is Just Ducky. How are things with you? Insomnia getting any better?

I've trained myself to go to sleep at the drop of a hat but I'm having trouble staying asleep lately. Mostly because I can now sleep in when I couldn't before.

Next week is back to the grind.

You don't sound just ducky.

My sleep is getting better since I got my new pillow thanks.

 

[Que]

^ Is playing zero-dimensional chess.

I kind of wondered why you developed this technique of using two obvious sock puppets obviously controlled by the same one in the same little trolling session because it doesn't add any actual substance you couldn't accomplish with one.

I don't know if you realize why it has been somewhat effective but it just occurred to me watching you work here. By switching off like that you never have to directly answer any particular charge or question because there's always someone "else" to "chime in."

Kudos for technique.

 

[Que]

You don't sound just ducky.

My sleep is getting better since I got my new pillow thanks.

I think I do have a fair amount of pent-up frustration because essentially without that particular client I'm going to work for no particularly good reason. I mean why go to work at all if you aren't being financially rewarded. If it was feasible to just leave the rest of them hanging for a week it would have been much better to simply take the week off and enjoy myself.

I take what you're saying sincerely in the sense that I think you're making an objective observation and I think it's accurate.

Glad to hear you're sleeping better I was a horrible Insomniac when I was young and I absolutely hated it. I had a roommate who had participated in a lot of sleep studies and he taught me a technique that I think is probably somewhere between a breathing exercise in self hypnosis.

I don't know that it actually works on any psychological or physiological level other than the fact that I believe it works so it does. essentially it's just a matter of regulating your breathing as slowly and shallowly as you can without feeling you are holding or limiting your breath. the physiological answer is you're raising the carbon dioxide level of your blood that part is scientifically valid but it also acts as a soothing, meditative exercise.

Interesting that a pillow helps. I could see where that might. I've always felt like it was easy to get to sleep in hotel rooms even if they're noisy there's just something about being snuggled into unfamiliar sheets and pillows that I find relaxing, kind of like how it's easy to go to sleep on the couch when you're not supposed to because you're sort of stealing a nap.

 

[MGurkus]

That's interesting, given that you weren't using McGurkus, at the time.

Are you absolutely sure that you want to tie McGurkus (the obviously Skiddlesque one) to the alts that you have hung around your neck? I thought it was pretty smart that you kept mcgurkus out of The Fray last night because if you tie yourself indelibly to Skiddles, a lot of old scores to settle with long-time posters flare up.

What are you babbling about now, tranny boi? I didn't tie myself to anything except being on the sane side of the fence away from you.
You're better at this when you use your paki alt.

 

[Que]

What are you babbling about now, tranny boi? I didn't tie myself to anything except being on the sane side of the fence away from you.
You're better at this when you use your paki alt.

Any idea when, if ever, you'll have have something to say about this, as Rob?

You do realize that the longer "Rob" avoids this and pretends that nothing happened, the more obvious it is that you are greatly concerned about what happened?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

*chuckle*

 

[Que]

*chuckle*

Decided to put "Skiddles" away for the night? Probable best.

 

[MGurkus]

Any idea when, if ever, you'll have have something to say about this, as Rob?

You do realize that the longer "Rob" avoids this and pretends that nothing happened, the more obvious it is that you are greatly concerned about what happened?

Lol, sure chachi, whatever you say. Have you considered seeking help for your disorder? There must be something you can take that won't affect your antidepressants.

 

[MGurkus]

*chuckle*

Such a sad little tranny he be.

Signed,
Robdownsouth...i mean skiddles...no, mgurkus.

 

[adrina]

I think I do have a fair amount of pent-up frustration because essentially without that particular client I'm going to work for no particularly good reason. I mean why go to work at all if you aren't being financially rewarded. If it was feasible to just leave the rest of them hanging for a week it would have been much better to simply take the week off and enjoy myself.

I take what you're saying sincerely in the sense that I think you're making an objective observation and I think it's accurate.

Glad to hear you're sleeping better I was a horrible Insomniac when I was young and I absolutely hated it. I had a roommate who had participated in a lot of sleep studies and he taught me a technique that I think is probably somewhere between a breathing exercise in self hypnosis.

I don't know that it actually works on any psychological or physiological level other than the fact that I believe it works so it does. essentially it's just a matter of regulating your breathing as slowly and shallowly as you can without feeling you are holding or limiting your breath. the physiological answer is you're raising the carbon dioxide level of your blood that part is scientifically valid but it also acts as a soothing, meditative exercise.

Interesting that a pillow helps. I could see where that might. I've always felt like it was easy to get to sleep in hotel rooms even if they're noisy there's just something about being snuggled into unfamiliar sheets and pillows that I find relaxing, kind of like how it's easy to go to sleep on the couch when you're not supposed to because you're sort of stealing a nap.

Yes I'm being sincere. You do seem very frustrated lately. Regardless of who is what alt where by whom, you're starting to take on tones of conspiracy theorists connecting random bits of information on a chalk board by threads - whether they are connectable or not.

The breathing trick is a good one and I've used it on occasion.

The pillow is good because it is more comfortable for my neck and I no longer am waking up with these awful crinks in my neck causing nasty almost all day headaches.

 

[richard_daily]

AJ was ban-hammered last week.
The last database upgrade will not permit tagline changes (i.e. "Loves Spam") for users who have custom tagline ("Lit Hall of Fame") when banned.

Queef has been inconsolable and has been acting out for over a week.

#HeCriesSoooHard

What did he do this time?

 

[Aglaopheme]

This thread should be changed to an AA meeting room.

 

[MGurkus]

That's interesting, given that you weren't using McGurkus, at the time.

Are you absolutely sure that you want to tie McGurkus (the obviously Skiddlesque one) to the alts that you have hung around your neck? I thought it was pretty smart that you kept mcgurkus out of The Fray last night because if you tie yourself indelibly to Skiddles, a lot of old scores to settle with long-time posters flare up.

I have my doubts about you being able to tie your shoes let alone tieing me to anything, tranny boi.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What did he do this time?

Picked up his third "final warning" from Laurel about accusing others of certain deviant sexual practices with minors.

Then he made the tactical error of mocking Laurel, bragging he was on "double secret probation", essentially daring her to kick him off.

Ban-hammering ensued.

Queef has been inconsolable.

The situational Native Murican has resurfaced as "Misspent_Ute" this week.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

This thread should be changed to an AA meeting room.

Alts Anonymous.

 

[Que]

Then he made the tactical error of mocking Laurel, bragging he was on "double secret probation", essentially daring her to kick him off.

Kind of like you did with FreudianSlip, before you came back as Richard he Feynman?

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Kind of like you did with FreudianSlip, before you came back as Richard he Feynman?

I ditched Freudian_Slit deliberately, you nincompoop.

 

[Que]

I ditched Freudian_Slit deliberately, you nincompoop.

...and you violated Forum rules to do so, yes?

 

[richard_daily]

...and you violated Forum rules to do so, yes?

It's not against the forum rules, you dingleberry.

 

[Jennifer]

This thread should be changed to an AA meeting room.

Shhh, pretty lady. Step away slowly. The testosterone is at extremely elevated levels here.

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread needs more girl parts for ballast or we are sure to capsize