Emergency request of Canada from the U.S.
> > >
> > >President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean
> > >Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest
> > >condom factory has exploded," the American President
> > >cried. "My people's favourite form of birth control!
> > >This is a disaster!"
> > >
> > >"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do
> > >anyt'ing wit' in der power to 'elp you," replied the
> > >Prime Minister.
> > >
> > >"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you
> > >possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us
> > >over?"
> > >
> > >"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said
> > >Jean.
> > >
> > >"Oh, and one small favor, please?" said President
> > >George W.
> > >
> > >"Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white and blue,
> > >and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch
> > >diameter?" asked Bush.
> > >
> > >"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with
> > >that Chretien hung up and called the President of
> > >Trojan.
> > >
> > >"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms
> > >right haway,and sen'dem to Hamerica."
> > >
> > >"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
> > >
> > >"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge,
> > >blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long,
> > >and 4 hinches in dia'meter."
> > >
> > >"That's easily done. Anything else?"
> > >
> > >"Yes," said the Prime Minister, ".... print on dem;
> > >MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL."
> > >
> > >PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > >President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean
> > >Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest
> > >condom factory has exploded," the American President
> > >cried. "My people's favourite form of birth control!
> > >This is a disaster!"
> > >
> > >"George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do
> > >anyt'ing wit' in der power to 'elp you," replied the
> > >Prime Minister.
> > >
> > >"I do need your help," said Bush. "Could you
> > >possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us
> > >over?"
> > >
> > >"Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said
> > >Jean.
> > >
> > >"Oh, and one small favor, please?" said President
> > >George W.
> > >
> > >"Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white and blue,
> > >and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch
> > >diameter?" asked Bush.
> > >
> > >"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with
> > >that Chretien hung up and called the President of
> > >Trojan.
> > >
> > >"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms
> > >right haway,and sen'dem to Hamerica."
> > >
> > >"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
> > >
> > >"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge,
> > >blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long,
> > >and 4 hinches in dia'meter."
> > >
> > >"That's easily done. Anything else?"
> > >
> > >"Yes," said the Prime Minister, ".... print on dem;
> > >MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL."
> > >
> > >PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!
> >
> >
> >
