A formal introduction

[Chicklet]

Hey,

I've noticed lately that a lot of people've been introducing themselves, and shucks, I feel a bit left out.

So, here's a thread for everyone and anyone to introduce themselves! I think there's a similar "writers introduce yourself" type thread in "story ideas"

 

[Chicklet]

Hello everyone, I'm Chicklet. I like to write. According to anonymous, a better story could be written by a gerbil running across a keyboard, but honestly I think that I write a bit better than that. I like coffee. I like candy. I like sweet things, like donuts, and candy, and sugar, and sugar...and...sugar...drool...let's get me some sugar.

-Chicklet

 

[ffreak]

So where did you get such an intellegent gerbil?

Hi, my name is ffreak, and I'm a, well, I'm a writer.

There I said it. OK?

I write little stories about girls and what I, well I really didn't do that to anyone, I guess they're just fantasies. Ah, well, I can dream can't I?

-FF

 

[Guest]

Welcome, Eff (may I call you Eff?).

Don't bother flirting with me, I only act like a gurl (but flattery works, at the right moment of course, which is generally impossible for grown men to figure out, so nevermind).

see ya 'round, kid,

Perdita

 

[OldnotDead]

Not so formal

Good afternoon,

Technically, Chicklet, a formal introduction is an introduction made by someone else as you arrive in the appropriate attire for the time of day. Being the cocktail hour here, with the possibility that I might hang around until after six, I probably should go ahead and put on the tux.

Now, I will lay my engraved card on your butler's tray and wait for him to announce me before entering the hall.

What he will not be able to tell you is that besides my salacious interests, and a willingness to pen somethings from time to time (somewhat obvious by my arrival here) is that I also will drive out of my way for HOT Kryspy Kremes, can cook just about anything on a grill and have the right wine for it, and find the variety of people in this place, delightful.

Thank you for the opportunity

OldnotDead <--who is neither a lush, nor a letch, but then denial is a symptom.
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=135309

 

[Chicklet]

<clears throat>

I would like to formally introduce you to ffreak, who I hope will introduce me back. 'eff' is , well, a writer. there. i've outed him.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I'm Deliciously_Naughty, usually known as DN or delicious.

When I'm not procrastinating on these boards, I'm finishing my masters in education and student teaching in a 3rd grade classroom. Which, needless to say means I have an early bedtime these days.

 

[The_Fool]

Hi, Im The Fool, aka Fool, Foolish One, Asshole and Shit-for-Brains. There is a reason why I use the name "Fool." Maybe someday I will remember it. I scribble lots. Sometimes on bathroom doors. Sometimes on bar napkins. Sometimes on Lit. One of these days I will figure out how to color in the lines.

 

[Guest]

Totally informal

 

[gauchecritic]

Before everyone shouts "We know who you are." I never did get the chance to introduce myself properly to these boards. Thankyou Chicklet.

I am Gauche. By name. By nature. I picked it on purpose.

I write stories when I have the time. You wouldn't know me in RL if you met me. You won't believe this but I'm quite reticent. I like to flirt. I like seeing my name on the boards, specially when someone else puts it there.

Sometimes I bite, but mostly I'm just really grateful(sp), to everyone here and Laurel and Manu especially.

Thankyou. I'm pleased to meet you all.

Gauche

Lime. You have to surround the link with something in brackets. Not sure what though. [link]word[/link] something like that I think.

 

[Guest]

Welcome, Gauche.

As we say in California, Bite me!

Perdita, but

you may call me Purr

 

[Angeline]

My name's Angeline. Actually it's not, but then yours probably isn't yours either. I'm a writer of poetry lately, but I've written stories, too, and I'm working on a play which currently involves being depressed about it not going so well.

What else? I do illustration for lots of my poetry, I'm obsessed with old jazz (I have no idea why), and I agree with Gauche, but just this once.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm Svenskaflicka, aka Polly Juice. I'm a Harry Potter-fanatic, and I write HP-fan fics, aka "Potterotica".

I also write "normal" stories about 18+ girls and boys and all the fun things they do together.

My favourite categories are Interracial, Gay Male, and Humour & Satire, but since I'm in the Survivor Contest, I've written stories for most categories on Lit. I think it's fun to expand my repertoire and do unusual things - it's a challenge.
I got 2nd place in that contest last year, only beat by Chicklet, and I've made up my mind to be the Winner this year...

I write whenever the two Conditions align - Time and Inspiration. Usually, that means in the middle of the night.

I have two Fetishes in my life, Harry Potter and big dicks. Not necessarily together, but what the hell...

 

[Icingsugar]

I go by many names. OIn here I listen to Icingsugar, Ice or That Fucking Cake Guy..

I write stuff. All day. When I don't write dumbass nonsense in forums like this one, I write news articles, Lit-esqu short stories, of finish another page on my novel project. I'm lovestruck like a teenager, sexcharged like an ex-con and engaged to a beautiful woman making me more happy than I could possibly deserve, just about to burst out into family-making mayhem.

That's me in the AV picture by the way.

 

[Guest]

I go by many names. OIn here I listen to Icingsugar, Ice or That Fucking Cake Guy..


That's me in the AV picture by the way.

LOL! You know what I'll be calling you from now on.
Phwoar, sexy looking piece, aren't ya?!


Oh, I'm Tatelou, btw. Pleased to meet every single one of you fine bunch. Tatelou is my name, well, almost. It's Katie. But not Bob.

I'm English, I'm a woman, I write a fair shag tale. I like wierd things. Not much more to tell, really.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Good Evening,

(It is here, with a bright moon shining over the sea.)

My nom-de-plume is Oggbashan which is a nickname for Og, King of Bashan, who was a giant killed by the Israelites a long way BC.

I also pretend to be Henry VIII who was a serial monogamist much later. I, as Og, preferred to have a few dozen wives concurrently and a choice of a hundred or so concubines. A giant has to do something during the long nights, doesn't he?

I am one of the oldest members of the Authors' Hangout by a few thousand years. I take advantage of my age to go on and on and on and produce more information than you really wanted to know about most subjects I am asked about. Just like my stories some of which go on and on until nobody votes for them because few of the modern generation (I mean anyone born after Julius Caesar) have the stamina to finish a story. They all want soundbites, or a precis of the real story. Finding sex in my stories takes stamina as well.

In RL I am older than most, the father of three adult daughters of whom I am very proud, and still married after 33 years. I have retired (twice) and now have a second-hand bookshop. I am a local politician with a small "p" and annoy the elected Councillors and the staff at City Hall regularly.

I am still waiting for someone to write the next chapter of the Worst Chain Story. The idea was that I should write Chapter 1 and others would follow. I think the chain snapped from the sheer horror of having to follow after the tedious length of Chapter 1. If you must read it, the link is below.

I am a specialist in garderobes.

You may have to wait for a response from me, but I hope most people get more from me than they ask for ("Or want!" did I hear someone say?).

Regards from Og, King of Bashan,
(who is quite willing just to be called Og. I don't insist on my rank and title which goes on and on for ever including such nonsenses as "Slayer of Lions, Deflowerer of Sacred Virgins, Beloved of Goddesses, Builder of Unrivalled Structures etc.". All untrue and as nothing compared to the epithets the Israelite prophets said about me. They even had the audacity to celebrate my death in the Psalms. Not content with killing me, they have to sing about it - badly. They are still doing it.)

 

[Guest]

Follow that!

 

[Icingsugar]

LOL! You know what I'll be calling you from now on.
Phwoar, sexy looking piece, aren't ya?!

Oh yay. Sweet, layered, greasy, and with a cherry on top.

I write a fair shag tale.

Now that's one for the CV.

 

[cookiejar]

Follow that!

Lol...thank you Lou...


I'm Cookie...obsessed perfectionist (is that redundant?) Mom of little Cookie, hence the name.

I tend to write stories that are extremely romantic or extremely morbid. I write a lot and scrap most of it. Writing is a major pain in the butt but I love it. Nice to formally meet everyone.

 

[destinie21]

I was Joan of Arc in my former days...

God I've been waiting years to use that line.
In truth or semi truth I am Destinie 21. I Draw a bit rant a bit and write when I can. I'm a bit sarcastic and stuff. I joke a lot but I respect about half the people here and value their advice.
There are those you love those you hate and those you are indifferent to. And others you wish you could condemn to hell. I'm one of those. Or all of them depending what day you catch me.

 

[Guest]

Ha! I never introduced myself either, just barged in and finally Svenska acknowledged me. I think when Gauche reposted to me I really felt welcome.

I'm Perdita. Will be 57 soon enough (in my third prime), love writing and reading, films, opera, Venice (Italy), and haute couture (at least the appreciation of it).

I've been a slut-in-training for a couple months and doing very well thank you. In RL I am not a slut (you figure it out).

I feel natrurally maternal and/or avuncular to a few very young authors, particularly Earl (MG outgrew me).

I feel utterly non-maternal to a couple not so young authors.

contentedly, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Of salvers, silver, and saliva........

Originally posted by OldnotDead Now, I will lay my engraved card on your butler's tray

Dear OnD,
The correct term for that is "salver." Quaz is our resident expert on those.
MG, Self-styled know it all who needs no introduction.
Ps. I'm also the resident authority on hippopotamus bowel movements

 

[Lovepotion69]

Hi, I'm Lovepotion69, and I'm a Literotica author wannabe

I'm 24, single and on the lookout for anything that will quench my thirst for sex. If trying to write erotica, or plain 'ol smut, is the only way for me to went those frustrations, then so be it.

I enjoy writing, drawing (B&W portraits), reading (Stephen King, Christian Jacq, Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, Harry Potter, Robin Cook, classics etc), listen to a lot of music (anything apart from Heavy Metal and techno), play the piano, and getting into digital photography lately.

Eh, recently out of Uni. Did my BA and MA in London, moved back to Sweden now. Love the nature, but missing London's night life. Keep having craving's for Nando's chicken, sushi, Indian food, crispy aromatic duck, and Weatherspoon's nachos.

During my Uni years I've become more and more interested in other cultures, and I hope to visit friends from different parts of the world. As soon as I win the lottery, that is.

/LP

 

[The_Fool]

Re: Of salvers, silver, and saliva........

Dear OnD,
The correct term for that is "salver." Quaz is our resident expert on those.
MG, Self-styled know it all who needs no introduction.
Ps. I'm also the resident authority on hippopotamus bowel movements

That and 4 foot long turds...

 

[TheEarl]

I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch

Actually I wasn't, but I have a talent for mendacity. Hence why I make up such wicked wicked stories.

I'm TheEarl, although a lot of people end up dropping the The. Can't think why. I write medium quality smut for medium quality people. I'm a Red Dwarf fanatic, I'm always trying to improve and I speak four and a half languages. I'm pretty sure the above things should be mutually exclusive, but there you are.

Plus I end every post like this:

The Earl