A few reasons why guys like girls...

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Geeze..... I missed that memo

 

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Me bitter? Surely you gest.

But there is no way in hell that the list above wasn't written by an, at least, slighty deluded FEMALE.

Some are true but ....... some reak of Cosmo Romance.

 

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I was thinking more along the lines of 7,8,11 and 15..... no guy wrote that, at least not a truthful one.

 

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My retort

In regard to #7

You have NO IDEA how much I appreciate a woman who A) looks beautiful sans makeup in a sweatshirt and boxers B) Can go from being a bum (cool too btw) to being ready for a black tie affair in under 45 minutes.

In regard to #8

I'm big on cuddling in bed, specifacly "spooning". I have yet to meet and sleep with a woman whos buttocks do not do a pretty fair imitation of a berg that has just boken off an Antarctic ice shelf.

In regard to #11

Arguing is never cute, I like being friends with my girl too. It is rarely cute to fight with a friend and my semi-recent experience is that it is often venemous.

In regard to #15

Just bad luck on my part maybe but if that doesn't always come off as THE most hollow phrase in the "relationship" language. If its not fixed/resolved OF COURSE we're going to argue about it again. Sheesh.

 

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Re: My retort

 

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Re: My retort

In regard to #8

I'm big on cuddling in bed, specifacly "spooning". I have yet to meet and sleep with a woman whos buttocks do not do a pretty fair imitation of a berg that has just boken off an Antarctic ice shelf.

Hey I have a warm butt, it could be a southern thing or just all the friction against the sheet before hand, I do not know.

(If hotmail is behaving you have mail)

 

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spoon your ass rim your ass.....whatever

OMG! I'm channeling Sparky!

 

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BTW Bratcat...

If you wanna do a REALLY interesting thread do a "Why girls like girls" thread.

Now that I would interested in

 

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I have been known to manage quite nicely without Sparky.

Besides, he'd probably be packing a spy cam and the whole thing would end up on cable in Paraguay or someplace

 

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Re: BTW Bratcat...

 

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