A dumb question maybe?

Mary Hall

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Might be dumb, but say a guy has major surgery on his shoulder and he`s in a lot of pain, would he still be able to play with himself or not?


Yes i`m being serious :)
 
A lot of it would depend on his arm length...the less contorted he had to be the less pain he would be in......LOL I had a friend call me up once after a surgery and told me he was desparate and would I come over a give him a BJ to put him out of his misery....LOL what a good friends for anyway :devil:
 
I really think I walked into the wrong place here... Well lets see... lol... Being I am a pro wrestler on the indy circut. and I have had major sholder surgery, I was still able to play with myself.... And lol seeing this post with my buddy Dave's Pic up there and that question, kinda freakin scary....lol... I know Dave from the indy circut, he trained in Allentown Pa, under the Wild Samoan Afa, in his school, as did some other WWE people like Billy Kidman and... "" Its Not My Fault" Gene Snitski.. I did a few shows with Snitski, (pardon the spelling) and also Dave, I know Afa to.... there fed is or was WXW...and in the indy feds we all help other feds so they would send some of there guys to our shows, and what not...we would all meet up at other wrestling promotions shows...If you like WWE, stay tuned for Manta, he is also from the same school, and I think he is on his way there...... I didnt mean to take this post to a wrestling one.... but yea after surgery you can still do the deed so to speak..... BTW my sholder injury was the result of a ladder match...Peace... I have pics posted over on the Amature Pic posting place of LIT.... Peace.. :)
 
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A buddy of mine and I have said from time to time that we're each so good at masturbation that we can gain a stroke while we switch hands.

Becoming ambidextrous can be a wonderful thing. :nana:
 
Mary Hall said:
Might be dumb, but say a guy has major surgery on his shoulder and he`s in a lot of pain, would he still be able to play with himself or not?


Yes i`m being serious :)

yes its possible
 
In theory I would think that it is certainly still possible. I say this because the men that I have observed masturbating use their forearm as opposed to their shoulder muscles.

I suppose being abidextrous wouldnt hurt either. :)
 
Well, I'm female... but I have had shoulder surgery. Yes, it's fully possible to use your other hand to take care of business. Unfortunately, the pain is a bit of a mood-killer.
 
Lynxie said:
Well, I'm female... but I have had shoulder surgery. Yes, it's fully possible to use your other hand to take care of business. Unfortunately, the pain is a bit of a mood-killer.
I was gonna chime in and say that you'd be the person to ask. . .
 
Sure he can, as long as he had two arms to begin with and the pain meds aren't too strong.
 
Yes, armless men can play with themselves

I am an expert. Notice my avatar, thats Rosie and she is older than dirt and she and I are experts on this subject.

First of all, havent you ever heard the expression, "Look Ma, No Hands?" Hands didnt make those "Morning Missles" or "Pocket Rockets." If it hadnt been for the peace movements then us men could still be having fun with our booster rockets but Noooo....we thought it was cool to become pacifist and sign that arms reduction treaty. Thank goodness for Viagra and a good arm smuggling now and then.

You can test this No Hands idea by stripping naked, tieing your hands behind your back and streaking through the neighbors yards buck naked. Where sun glasses to disguise your true identity and stop ever other house or so and do a little jiggle and wiggle dance to scare the family pet and wake up the house. With practice you will even be able to get it to do that Steve Martin "Schwinggg" thing or maybe even rotate like a propellor complete with sound effects. If the cops catch you then tell them burgulars did this too you. Maybe you could be caught by the cheerleader sleepover party or by Madam Helga and either way you get to play. If old lady Schnozolfoot tackles you or her woof hound runs you down or her gay son Herbert trips you than play dead or play like your Jimmy Hoffa and just escaped from Area 51 and they may get the reward.
 
Honey:

A guy could have both arms cut off and still find a way to play with himself. The shoulder thing is just a little setback!!

BTW, if he is using this as an excuse, let him. He still needs a little lovin' too! :nana:
 
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