cloudy
Alabama Slammer
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I'm sure most of y'all have seen this, but I liked it, so wanted to share:
If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
1) When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
2) When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
3) Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
4) Take naps.
5) Stretch before rising.
6) Run, romp, and play daily.
7) Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
8) On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
9) When you're happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
10) Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
11) Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
12) Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
13) When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle
them gently.
If a dog was your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
1) When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
2) When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
3) Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
4) Take naps.
5) Stretch before rising.
6) Run, romp, and play daily.
7) Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
8) On hot days, drink lots of water, and lie under a shady tree.
9) When you're happy, dance around, and wag your entire body.
10) Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
11) Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
12) Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
13) When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle
them gently.
