A Disclaimer

[Weird Harold]

Contrary to the label under my name, I AM NOT A GURU!

I have never, ever, gone to the top of a mountain and sat around in a diaper. I don't even know where to find a decent cave to go live in.

(PS Caves are lousy places to party anyway. I've ordered a few kegs of good Danish beer, several cases of soda, and numrous bags of Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream chips [AKA Grampa Chips] just in case any body wants to party. I've installed hooks by the entrance for your clothes, so they don't get wrinkled.)



[Edited by Weird Harold on 06-27-2000 at 01:47 AM]

 

[Bodizefi]

It's okay Herold.....It's always good to have an opinionated old fart around!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hate to break it to ya, sexy...

But those "diaper-wearing days" may be just around the corner. *LOL!*

Congrats!

LL

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Hate to break it to ya, sexy...

But those "diaper-wearing days" may be just around the corner. *LOL!*

Congrats!

LL

Not for another 20 to 25 years if family history is any indication.

I'm a firm believer that you are never to old to have a happy childhood, but potty training is NOT part of what I remember as the happy part of my childhood.

 

[Laurel]

A New Experience...

I have never, ever, gone to the top of a mountain and sat around in a diaper.

Ah, then you haven't yet lived!

Congrats, by the way - Guruhood couldn't have been bestowed on a more deserving fellow.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Go Harold,Go Harold...everybody it's Polka time-I want the first dance,gee it's crowded in this cave...congrats!!!

 

[Never]

*Travels from the far off and distant land of Boston to kneel before the enlightened One and offer up dried jelly beans and ginger ale*
I give myself to you and your teachings O' He who is called Harold. Let me be the vessel for you to fill with your wisdom

 

[SimplySouthern]

WH~

Congrats O' Great One

Let me be the vessel for you to fill with your...umm...oh, never mind.

Congrats anyway...say somthin' smart..thrill us..impress us with your recently discovered "guruness".

 

[April]

I kneel at the shrine of Weird Harold, and offer....ummm, a horned toad for your amusement, a tumbleweed to poke people with, a classic line "But it's a dry heat", and the friendship of a woman who truly appreciates the silence and long sight-lines of the desert!

Enjoy your guru-ness, Harold.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Way to go WH.

Here's for the next 500!! Cheers mate!

ShyGuy