A Dictionary Game

[thatbratcloe]

I felt hurried by the ticking of the clock while giving the star quarterback that blow job under the bleachers during practice

manga

 

[Lia Monde]

Sitting by the pool, Lance was so involved in the manga comic that he didn't notice his girlfriend having sex with the pool boy on the next chair.

gallant

 

[father matthew]

She whispered to the poolboy, "My boyfriend over there is very gallant, but sadly he is only Lance-a-little".

Smugly

 

[Lia Monde]

The well hung but dim poolboy smugly replied, "Mine was small until I bought the extend-o-matic on Ebay."

deferential

 

[lassarina]

Her deferential demeanor was what he craved in a sexual partner.




Procedure

 

[Lia Monde]

The manual said it was standard procedure to lower the patient's anxiety by making them think of something else, so Gertrude dropped her skirt and bent over noticing Mr Jones immediately lost his anxiety.

foreign

 

[Baron]

Even though he was in a foreign land, Stuart kept finding himself in bed with two or three beautiful women at a time.


destruction

 

[kinkyTX]

His job was to demolish buildings but the day his mistress decided to pleasure him while he detonated the explosives led to his own destruction

cavity

 

[Baron]

The attractive young stewardess was getting tired of these full body cavity searches every time she went through security.


handlebar

 

[Lia Monde]

Felicia was open to anything, but it took all of her gymnastic training when Hans insisted they try to do it while perched on moving handlebars.

emeritus

 

[Baron]

Although retired, the chairman emeritus of the Playboy Company still received regular fellatio from the staff.


sarcophagus

 

[kinkyTX]

Although the bright young archeologist was filled with longing to discover an egyptian find of great magnitude, he felt a greater desire to lie naked in a sarcophagus, thinking of his mummy.

tulip

 

[Baron]

The Dutch girl loved to tend her tulip garden, but her French lover was more interested in tending her garden of earthly delights.


refrigerator

 

[kinkyTX]

She was South African. A succesful accountant, that is all she spoke about. She said to help myself to a drink while she went for a shower. I poured myself some Shiraz as I opened the refrigerator. I paused in mid swallow as I surveyed the contents. Nothing but wildebeest jerky.

axle

 

[Baron]

Admittedly the car was old and rundown, and Jack and Victoria were well-known for their athletic, vigorous copulating, but no one in their circle of friends believed that their last sex romp actually broke the rear axle.


badminton

 

[kinkyTX]

His uncle had suggested badminton would be good for him. But he was not quite prepared for mixed doubles. His uncle's partner was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. As he prepared to serve, he would find himself staring at her ample breasts through the net between them. He hoped she did not see the hesitation in his shuttlecock.

toreador

 

[Baron]

Margaret purchased the little red negligee and rushed home to put it on before Harold came home. She waited for him in the bedroom doorway, her curves spilling out of the translucent garment. As he watched, surprised at his sexy wife, she was flipping the hem up and down at him like a toreador. Naturally, he charged.


interstellar

 

[kinkyTX]

It was during dessert that she finally explained the reason for her urgent phone message. She had seen me at the NASA conference on interstellar love-making and had decided to test my theories on zero-G cunnilingus. I was surprised by her black hole but she seemed pleased by my milky way.

oyster

 

[Baron]

It was Susan's first day on the job at Seafood.com, and her first delivery was a fresh seafood dinner to a young heiress. When Jennfier answer the door Susan was taken aback, but one thing led to another and she forgot about the oysters when she found Jennifer's pearl.


giraffe

 

[kinkyTX]

I had been planning this for weeks. Susan was the latest addition to the staff at the Safari Park and I had been fantasizing about her for many weeks. I had been training Gerald the giraffe intensively. Now was the moment of truth. I had managed to convince Susan to wear the bikini-bottoms made of fig leaves. As we lay in the treehouse sipping Chardonnay I signalled to Gerald the all-clear. He was instructed to eat the fig leaves and give her a good tongue-lashing, but not to strain his neck too much. I hoped she would love the animals as much as I did.

 

[father matthew]

(re-using the last word given)

The giraffe loved the blowjobs he got from his zebra girlfriend, but he felt frustrated that every time he tried to indulge his passion for anal he overshot.

candlewax

 

[Lia Monde]

(re-using the last word given)

The giraffe loved the blowjobs he got from his zebra girlfriend, but he felt frustrated that every time he tried to indulge his passion for anal he overshot.

candlewax

The stranger she met in the bar turned out to be a terrific and creative lover. However, when he asked if he could pour candle wax on her nipples to make a mold, Nina decided it was time to leave.

Follow

 

[Lia Monde]

The stranger she met in the bar turned out to be a terrific and creative lover. However, when he asked if he could pour candle wax on her nipples to make a mold, Nina decided it was time to leave.

Follow

Trying to put more spice in their romance, Irina followed her purchase of lacy lingerie with the acquisition of a whip and cuffs.

Sordid

 

[respeito]

Trying to put more spice in their romance, Irina followed her purchase of lacy lingerie with the acquisition of a whip and cuffs.

Sordid

It was risky, but Kendall managed to sneak away with Douglas; this would be the first of many sordid trysts.

gypsy

 

[WolfsButterfly]

It was risky, but Kendall managed to sneak away with Douglas; this would be the first of many sordid trysts.

gypsy

The gypsy foretold that Gillian would lose her virginity tonight to a man of many years.

bauble