Lost Cause
It's a wrap!
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A poor Farmer wanted to raise pigs..
He went to the market and bought 10..
When he brought them home he found they were all female..
He called the Vet, and asked what he could do..
The Vet told him about artificial insemination with the cost...
The Farmer couldn't afford it, so he came up with his own plan..
He loaded all the pigs into his truck, drove them out to the pasture..fucked them all, and brought them back..
He called the Vet and asked how he could tell if the pigs were pregnant. The Vet said they'd roll around in the mud.
The next morning the Farmer looked out of his window..
all the pigs were just standing around.
He loaded them in his truck, drove to the pasture, fucked them, and brought them back..
the next morning he looked out, saw the pigs standing around, and repeated the process..
The next morning, the Farmer was so tired from all the pig fucking, he asked his wife to look out the window to see if the pigs were rolling in the mud..
"No, they aren't rolling in the mud..she replied, but they're all loaded in the truck, and honking the horn!"
He went to the market and bought 10..
When he brought them home he found they were all female..
He called the Vet, and asked what he could do..
The Vet told him about artificial insemination with the cost...
The Farmer couldn't afford it, so he came up with his own plan..
He loaded all the pigs into his truck, drove them out to the pasture..fucked them all, and brought them back..
He called the Vet and asked how he could tell if the pigs were pregnant. The Vet said they'd roll around in the mud.
The next morning the Farmer looked out of his window..
all the pigs were just standing around.
He loaded them in his truck, drove to the pasture, fucked them, and brought them back..
the next morning he looked out, saw the pigs standing around, and repeated the process..
The next morning, the Farmer was so tired from all the pig fucking, he asked his wife to look out the window to see if the pigs were rolling in the mud..
"No, they aren't rolling in the mud..she replied, but they're all loaded in the truck, and honking the horn!"
