A Day in the Life of Jean Democrat

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Got up late, no job, and who the hell wants to work for minimum wage. That’s what illegal immigrants are for and why the fawk shouldn’t they be allowed to vote? They do a helluva lot more than I do.

Was at the protest last night, which is why I am up late. We are stopping the new nuclear plant for the good of the world. BTW, it cost me $22 in gas just to drive over to the next county and back. Gawd I hate Bush for going to war and raising the cost of gas.

Have you seen the price of drugs? Why don’t they just get them from Canada? Hell, I can barely afford my coffee. When the fawk will they raise the minimum wage? Don’t you think coffee should be subsidized so that I can afford Satrbucks too? I hear it’s really good!

Where the hell is my pot? I sure could use a joint. And when will Bush stop causing people to fund the terrorists? It’s bad enough that fawkin’ gas costs over $2 a gallon. He should be impeached.

Thank gawd we protested the new dam! My water is cleaner for it. Oh look, how cute, my shampoo warns me not to eat it. How fawkin’ stupid does the government think I am with all these fawkin’ labels? I blame no child left behind. Oh goodie, a roach. You know, smoking this shit causes cancer and because of Bush, I won’t even be able to enjoy universal health care. How will I pay for the cure? Gawd I hate rich fawkin’ Republicans who only care about their health!

And the way they treat my old man! He worked hard all his life, paid his union dues, his social security, and spent all his money raising a family and buying me the best of everything including my Harvard education. The government owes him better, but he can barely make ends meet and needs to eat dawg food in order to buy his medications. When will they raise the SS payments to a proper level to retire on? Do you expect ME to go get a job and pay for it?

Who would protest all of the evil that Republicans do?
 
It's a parody of Hobbit's (A Euro, go figure) thread bashing what he assumes the average Republican is.

Just more patronization from the old country...

;) ;)

Gawd, they hate Bush. So does Saddam. I find some small comfort in that...
 
I grew up in KANSAS. I am used to it. Everyone assumes they are smarter, better educated and prettier than you just because you're a wheater...

Well, the average New Yorker only has to apply his thoughts about me to himself to understand how the average Euro feels about him!

;) ;) :D
 
Taltos said:
Woah big fella!!! I was just reading on the internets (well, ok, it was on lit) that the pubs are all uneducated, bible-thumpin, beer-swillin rednecks!

Quit confusing people damnit!

Never allow the facts to get in the way of a good line. We're appealing to "feelings" here, not common sense or logic.

Toke up, feel good.

Ishmael
 
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