A Cure For Homophobia!

[Dual_Triode]

Revolutionary New Homophobia Immersion Therapy Involves Lowering Patient Into Tank Of Gays

BOSTON—During a widely publicized press conference at the Boston University School of Medicine Friday, researchers announced a breakthrough new technique that cures homophobia by immersing patients in a large glass tank overflowing with gays.

This, of course, is an ONION Special Report. In light of recent revelations regarding straight white men blogging as lesbians, I thought that a revolutionary new physical therapy regime was called for.

~Dual

 

[kromen]

I should post it to FaceBook and see how many people take it seriously. LOL