A cum sweetening product - Even I couldn't make this one up!

[miles]

If you take two pieces of wood and nail them together, some shmuck will buy it.

George Carlin


I thought this was a joke, but it isn't!

http://www.semenex.com/home.html

 

[Cheyenne]

Did you notice you have to drink it 12 hours or so before you need it? Prior planning seems to be critical in the process.

It also doesn't say what the drink itself tastes like! It sounds bad with that combination of ingredients...

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

for those with funky spunk...hehe

 

[Summery]

No thanks! I would rather the real taste of my lover.
*testimonials were hilarious* heh...

 

[Rubyfruit]

When does perfection need improving?

 

[LukkyKnight]

When does perfection need improving?

Well, the makers of Coca-Cola have some thoughts on that, Ruby. You may recall they had the world's best selling soft drink some time ago? Yep, so successful that there were several imitators, including those upstarts at Pepsi... so what do the brilliant front-runners do? Do they hold a price war? No. Do they stick with what's working? No. No, these brilliant rocket-scientists get their undies in a bundle in some board room somewhere and decide to fix it.

That's right, to fix the product which has stood the test of time, and trifle with the loyalty of the people who for whatever reason have stuck with them. New Coke. New Semen. Yep, it's part of a larger pattern alright.

You're not sure? It sounds like I am making this up? Here's an excerpt from "In Search of Excellence" to support my rambling insinuations. This place needs footnotes, eh? You may find you want to read the whole book, but I can't find a way to link to the entire text of it, sorry.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I remember that debacle, Lukky.

Let's hope we don't repeat it with semen, ok?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hope springs eternal!

Bed springs squeak...

 

[doctor_insanus]

"I've personally used it and my (girl) grins instead of cringes when taking a big load of skeet down her trap. Semenex, it's the most wonderful thing to hit the markets..."
- "bullet" (Webmaster)

What a lucky girl she must be...

And, Ruby... goooood answer!

 

[Rubyfruit]

And, Ruby... goooood answer!

I love cum, semen, ejaculate. It's hard for me to decide where I want it.

There are only two that I feel free to play with unwrapped. My husband and my lover.

I want it deep in my womb, right next to my cervix.

Or spurting hot and furious down my throat, where I'll be able to experience the spasms of his cock as he gags me with his sex.

On my tits and seconds later watching his hungry eyes on mine as he lowers his lips to suck it up, kissing me deeply moments later.

In my ass as he groans with passion. The next morning I awake sticky and hungry once again.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ruby... I hate you.

I can't load the link... keeps freezing up. What's in this stuff? And why exactly is it better than a diet rich in pineapple juice?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ruby... I hate you.

I don't...

 

[BlondGirl]

This topic was discussed some while back over on the how to board too for those who might be interrested in the input there.

I tried searching for it but had no luck finding it. If I remember correctly, it had several posts to the thread and was done about a month ago.

Oh, and for the record--I dislike the taste of cum very much. IMO it tasts like phlegm. Salty precum in its small amounts is great, being shot with something that tastes like the residual remnants of my pneumonia is awful. I am for anything that makes my lover more palatable. (I have never swallowed a man where I "liked" the taste. You folks bragging on the taste remind me of my dog with a Q-tip. He just LOVES earwax. Will go to great lengths to dig out a nasty q-tip out of the trast. That is how much he likes it. I, on the other hand, will never love that taste no matter how much my dog thinks it is a treat.)