A copy of a post/thread on the GB board

shy slave

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bytor2112 has sadly escaped from the GB board and is causing problems in the BDSM boards.

He was last seen in the BDSM cafe, baiting Doms.

This is not a wise move.

bytor needs to be transported back to the GB boards before he causes any further mayhem, which may result in his need for surgery (if only to remove his head from his ass).

This plea to rescue bytor from the clutches of the Doms and potentially the Dommes of the board is urgent.

Should bytor not be re-captured he will be thrown to the subs/slaves on the board.

Should this occur where would you like his remains sent?

I can only hope he is re-captured soon and returned to his natural environment

Thank you in advance for your understanding in this matter
Yours shy slave
 
shy slave said:
bytor needs to be transported back to the GB boards before he causes any further mayhem, which may result in his need for surgery (if only to remove his head from his ass).
Negative.

Throw the doctors scheduled for surgery an impromptu kegger.

They'll either
  • Replace his genitalia with what's on his shoulders, both requiring loupes to find, much less exchange,
  • or forget him leaving him to die of sulfur fume ingestion.
The cruelest thing you can do to a human? Ignore them.
 
Re: Re: A copy of a post/thread on the GB board

AngelicAssassin said:
.[/list]The cruelest thing you can do to a human? Ignore them.

True. You are very good at ignoring me -- and I'm much funnier, smarter, and most likely cuter, than that boring little troll. :(

:p
 
Isn't it obvious that these little trolls are plagued by their own sweaty BDSM jerk-off fantasies? Can't you see that's what they're here for? That this is really a cry for help?

Unlike us, they don't have the courage to ever live out their fantasies, so they feel the need to put us down. Their fantasies are traumatizing to them because they don't know how to deal with their own perverted desires.
 
Ok, if we're going to seriously take it on as a topic... (w/o the subject here, thank goodness, as he isn't very bright or interesting), yes, pagan, I tracked him a couple days ago, and he made his need pretty clear. He's been running after anything bdsm-ish on other boards before he got here. Then his first thread -- did you see it? About skull-fucking a stranger, dick-slapping her and leaving. In line with the stuff from Pure's threads about the 'selfish' dom. Amusingly, he then claimed it was a made up story. This, then, is how he wishes to introduce himself, seemingly assuming that it would gain him some props or something over on the GB. When it didn't (he'd gone in being rude to people before the thread), he came here. To tell us we need help.

He's so young and dull I can't see how it can be any fun to debate him. If one is in the mood, I suppose it has a certain appeal, like kicking cans on a hot, languid summer afternoon. Especially if one's hormones are up and there is no one around with which to fight. Otherwise, the only appeal I can see is as a warning to future trolls.
 
I would offer a warning based on forum experiences.

The single most hurtful predatorial activity originating from interaction on this forum according to anything I have been told has been from a troll such as this. (There may have been other activities, but in terms of what I know, this experience was terrible and the result of a "Trolling Do Gooder."

So please, be careful what you post and how much info you share on the forums.
I would recommend being cautious with anyone who says nothing about themself on the forum. That is usually a quality of a troll and someone not to be trusted.
 
Aw, I wanted to have some fun with the little perv. :devil: I wouldn't hurt him permanently.
 
Actually the first time I saw him show up was on the GB "Spanked and Fucked" thread. Where he did a good job proving what a simple minded soul he is. I unfortunately let him yank my chain a few times before realizing I need to just ignore him.
 
Damn

Only one person admits to have seen the little .....*cough* troll over on GB, and there not as caring as I thought they would be!!!

Still have promised to send him over bound, wrapped and testicles in his ears!
 
Re: Damn

shy slave said:
Only one person admits to have seen the little .....*cough* troll over on GB, and there not as caring as I thought they would be!!!



i venture into the GB when i'm bored and in need of a few laughs. They seem to have an over abundance of troll-like creatures that pop up. i can't see how one more would phase them. Besides which, he (if you mean who i think you mean) hasn't been near as insulting over there as he has been to us.

Correction, i should say, as he has tried to be. i think he's a funny little troll. Annoying, though he may be. Ahh, well, perhaps it's time for us all to break out the can of troll-b-gone...



and trounce the little putz
 
why you "normal human beings" got to be frontin on the GB'ers??

they too vanilla for your skunk asses???

i see that pheonix stone took one too many whips to the melon...a real smart one pheonix is :rolleyes:
 
crazybbwgirl said:
Actually the first time I saw him show up was on the GB "Spanked and Fucked" thread. Where he did a good job proving what a simple minded soul he is. I unfortunately let him yank my chain a few times before realizing I need to just ignore him.

judging by your pic i can see why soemone would want you in a mask....
 
bytor2112 said:
..a real smart one pheonix is :rolleyes:

This would speak for itself with anyone else. Can't even spell 'phoenix' with the word right in front of him.

Ps. I don't do whips -- or little suburban white boys who use fake ghetto accents to sound fake tough.

(G-d, he's dull and predictable. Makes me long for the days of Tooch McGroin on the How-to board.)
 
Phoenix Stone said:
This would speak for itself with anyone else. Can't even spell 'phoenix' with the word right in front of him.

Ps. I don't do whips -- or little suburban white boys who use fake ghetto accents to sound fake tough.

(G-d, he's dull and predictable. Makes me long for the days of Tooch McGroin on the How-to board.)

only an insecure little loser would point out spelling errors on the internet message boards... how typical.....
 
Only an insecure little loser would call other people insecure little losers on the internet message board. Typical. :p

Nyah, nyah. I'm rubber and your glue... bet you can finish the rest, as you probably hear it on the playground every day, you pervy little cutie, you. :kiss:
 
bytor2112 said:
only an insecure little loser would point out spelling errors on the internet message boards... how typical.....


Making Friends real fast I see.... But than again... Who needs good friends when they got such good company as you appear to have… ( Feeling lonesome? )

Note: Make sure to check back here after you've made a study about what bdsm stands for, having made a cross-reference on 1000 different types of bdsm-interested/involved people… And then… maybe than… you'll have something of value to add/share over here.

Autch, did I just have an anger attack on someone who just doesn't know any better?... Must be My insecurity... :p

Hope you'll have a nice life… Bye.
 
Re: Re: A copy of a post/thread on the GB board

AngelicAssassin said:
Negative.

Throw the doctors scheduled for surgery an impromptu kegger.

They'll either
  • Replace his genitalia with what's on his shoulders, both requiring loupes to find, much less exchange,
  • or forget him leaving him to die of sulfur fume ingestion.
The cruelest thing you can do to a human? Ignore them.



You're probably right about the ignoring thing though... I just couldn't resist...

And don't forget... I'm just trying to get my posts up a bit... :p
 
Re: Re: Re: A copy of a post/thread on the GB board

DutchDom said:
You're probably right about the ignoring thing though... I just couldn't resist...
Feel free to use this ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/TrollAlert.jpg any time.

DutchDom said:
And don't forget... I'm just trying to get my posts up a bit... :p
Well, get posting ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/yelrotflmao.gif

It ain't like we don't have a dungeon full of spider threads to suit most tastes and needs ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif
 
I thought we just had a dungeon.

Here's a tip, DutchDom: bdsm word association. Word's been used before? So what? :D

Or even just post bondage pics in the cafe. Doesn't have to be yours.
 
Kajira

Kajira Callista said:
:eek: those spider things were supposed ta be in the dungeon? sorry :rolleyes:

looking at your Av has me wondering where you've put those spiders :eek:

Phoenix ~ You had melon and didn't share!!! Huh I am going to sit and cry now :(
 
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Re: Kajira

shy slave said:
looking at your Av has me wondering wherr you've put those spiders :eek:

Phoenix ~ You had melon and didn't share!!! Huh I am going to sit and cry now :(
callista is afraid of spiders although i do have this mpeg with a tied up chick and frogs lol
 
shy slave said:


He was last seen in the BDSM cafe, baiting Doms.


For some reason, this sentence seemd inexplicably hilarious and reminded me of Hunter S. Thompson talking about how, on a hot boring afternoon in Knoxville in the 1950s, the local youth used to amuse themselves by running into the cafe where the farmers were idling over coffee and screaming "Help! Help! THere's a madman loose on Main Street, whipping dogs!"
 
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