A Cookoo's nest

A Desert Rose said:
It's not a pigeon, it's a sparrow.

Ahhh pity that, you might have named it Speckled Jim , given it a note to carry and looked sternly at it.
 
A Desert Rose said:
Its a three-way tie then for wussiness. You, me and Rebecca. Have her tell her mouse story sometime... LMAO. The one she posted about was funny but this other one is even better!!!
I protest, I am not a wuss. That rat was the spawn of Satan. It actually displayed the potential to have an IQ . It was launching itself at me . It was mocking me in it's ratty way. I knooooooow what it was thinking, I was right to be a tad alarmed.
 
graceanne said:
Oh, rebecca . . . . I've got a cookie for a good laugh!

I don't know who you are , obviously you have hacked Miss Grace's Lit account.

Please take this and step away from the keyboard :)
 
We get an animal in the house being hunted and/or completly ignored by the cats at least once a year.

The bird problem was fixed when I had a cap put on the chimney. Some kind of top that birds can't fly into but which I can still burn a fire should I desire to do so. My husband claims we've never burned a fire in this house. Strange that.

Just a week or so ago it was a chipmunk. The cats had fun but were pretty useless. I've caught them and thrown them out of the house before.

This one went down into the basement. I think it got in under the garage door. I hope it got back out that way. I've now fixed the rubber under that door.

I never open my windows unless the power goes off. Most of them are painted shut anyway. Many of them I don't have screens for.

I will kill any bug that bugs me. Spiders since they also kill bugs, I'm pretty cool with. As long as they don't dangle above my head or something.

I despise ants, mosquitoes, roaches and flies.
 
A Desert Rose said:
I have a mostly live bird in my house... right now, at this very moment I know he's mostly live because he just flew from my living room into my kitchen sink to evade the cats.

Why does this shit happen when my Guy's not at home???

The cats have him now and are wandering around with him. As soon as one lets him out of their traps, he tries to take off.

Damn it all. I really have no time for this shit. It is almost 2am, yanno??? I couldn't sleep with this going on, even if I wanted to, which I don't, but still...

Birds are dirty creatures. I don't want to touch them. They're full of parasites and stuff... I remember this from my biology classes.

ah jesus...

thank you.

Be thankful it is not a bat. We used to get invaded once a year at my old place.

Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl.
 
Ebonyfire said:
Be thankful it is not a bat. We used to get invaded once a year at my old place.

Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl.

That happened to my mom once. They live in a gabled house and my sister sleeps in the gables. One day she starts screaming and runs down stairs. She saw a bat and so mom had to let her sleep in her bed that night, cause my step dad was working (he's a trucker). He got home the next day and couldn't find any sign of a bat. He told mom he's got it on remote control. Mom laughed and called me and told me all about it. I laughed and said CAN YOU IMAGINE A BAT ON REMOTE CONTROL? THAT'D BE SO FUNNY!" Mom kinda chuckled till I said "You could use it on Aunty (mom's sister - she hates her)." OMG I thought mom was going to stop breathing she laughed so hard.
 
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