A Conversation

[lookinglearning]

I think if there were zombie people and animals it would just be too difficult to survive. I'd like to see a movie where there was a particular kind of animal that is affected. Cats maybe. They would be tough to beat.

 

[LinusRules]

I think if there were zombie people and animals it would just be too difficult to survive. I'd like to see a movie where there was a particular kind of animal that is affected. Cats maybe. They would be tough to beat.

If every living thing were zombified, how would that be different than current. I think everything would be the same, just different. Let's discuss.

 

[lookinglearning]

If every living thing were zombified, how would that be different than current. I think everything would be the same, just different. Let's discuss.

Sure if every living thing is a zombie then there are just a lot of disappointed zombies shuffling around looking for non zombies they can eat. That would just be a terribly sad art-house film. There has to be zombies and non zombies for a decent thriller/action film. I reckon horses/cows/pigs or other livestock would be too easy to defeat. Birds - Hitchcock has them covered. Zombie cats would be challenging to beat.

 

[Lunation]

Let's be clear: zombie cats would be the death of us all.

 

[sks43]

Let's be clear: zombie cats would be the death of us all.

Cats are assholes.

 

[lookinglearning]

Let's be clear: zombie cats would be the death of us all.

Maybe, but it would be a great film.

 

[LinusRules]

Sure if every living thing is a zombie then there are just a lot of disappointed zombies shuffling around looking for non zombies they can eat. That would just be a terribly sad art-house film. There has to be zombies and non zombies for a decent thriller/action film. I reckon horses/cows/pigs or other livestock would be too easy to defeat. Birds - Hitchcock has them covered. Zombie cats would be challenging to beat.

Are we talking big cats or tabbies? Yes, a zombified lion would be scary but little Sylvester drooling on the carpet probably wouldn't get the pulse rate up. And really, many people might like the idea of getting a little attention from their cat. Those little fuckers can be so indifferent to our feelings at times.

 

[Lunation]

Cats are assholes.

Zombie assholes.

Are we talking big cats or tabbies? Yes, a zombified lion would be scary but little Sylvester drooling on the carpet probably wouldn't get the pulse rate up. And really, many people might like the idea of getting a little attention from their cat. Those little fuckers can be so indifferent to our feelings at times.

Oh no, the big ones you see coming. The small ones hunt from the shadows. One scratch and you're a zombie too.

 

[sks43]

Are we talking big cats or tabbies? Yes, a zombified lion would be scary but little Sylvester drooling on the carpet probably wouldn't get the pulse rate up. And really, many people might like the idea of getting a little attention from their cat. Those little fuckers can be so indifferent to our feelings at times.

That Sylvester would not be sitting drooling, he'd be flying at you with claws out and teeth bared... it'd be normal everyday cat x 20.

 

[lookinglearning]

Are we talking big cats or tabbies? Yes, a zombified lion would be scary but little Sylvester drooling on the carpet probably wouldn't get the pulse rate up. And really, many people might like the idea of getting a little attention from their cat. Those little fuckers can be so indifferent to our feelings at times.

Lion, Schmion. There aren't enough of them to pose a threat. Tabbies live amongst us. Although locking your doors and windows would be an effective measure to prevent them getting at you. I can see why Hitchcock went with birds.

 

[LinusRules]

Lion, Schmion. There aren't enough of them to pose a threat. Tabbies live amongst us. Although locking your doors and windows would be an effective measure to prevent them getting at you. I can see why Hitchcock went with birds.

The man was a genius.

How about zombie insects. They can get through walls and crawl into our ears as we sleep. It would be like a brain buffet for them. Then we would just get up and go to work like usual. The only difference being we'd probably go in on Saturdays and Sunday's also.

 

[LinusRules]

That Sylvester would not be sitting drooling, he'd be flying at you with claws out and teeth bared... it'd be normal everyday cat x 20.

Uh, normal everyday cat is lying in the window stretched out doing nothing. Let's try to keep up, ok?

 

[sks43]

Uh, normal everyday cat is lying in the window stretched out doing nothing. Let's try to keep up, ok?

Sure thing. *cartwheels away*

 

[Lunation]

Uh, normal everyday cat is lying in the window stretched out doing nothing. Let's try to keep up, ok?

Normal everyday cat is lying in a window, stretched out...waiting

 

[lookinglearning]

The man was a genius.

How about zombie insects. They can get through walls and crawl into our ears as we sleep. It would be like a brain buffet for them. Then we would just get up and go to work like usual. The only difference being we'd probably go in on Saturdays and Sunday's also.

I think insects would be too difficult to beat. Maybe just one kind. Ants are too effective. Maybe moths - they are a bit shit but zombie moths would be hard to beat. Safe in the daytime but at night they come for you.

 

[lookinglearning]

Uh, normal everyday cat is lying in the window stretched out doing nothing. Let's try to keep up, ok?

I think normal everyday cat focused on eating your brain would be a tough opponent.

 

[LinusRules]

I think insects would be too difficult to beat. Maybe just one kind. Ants are too effective. Maybe moths - they are a bit shit but zombie moths would be hard to beat. Safe in the daytime but at night they come for you.

Pill bugs would be good. Scary looking and slow but look like something that would be good drilling through your ear drum.

 

[Winterscumming]

I think insects would be too difficult to beat. Maybe just one kind. Ants are too effective. Maybe moths - they are a bit shit but zombie moths would be hard to beat. Safe in the daytime but at night they come for you.

2 words... Zombie Wasps.

 

[LinusRules]

I think normal everyday cat focused on eating your brain would be a tough opponent.

So you're saying once a cat became a zombie they'd suddenly become focused and productive? Do you think that could work on my brother-in-law?

 

[sks43]

Pill bugs would be good. Scary looking and slow but look like something that would be good drilling through your ear drum.

And you could easily flick them away.

 

[LinusRules]

2 words... Zombie Wasps.

I think more people are scared of Jews than Wasps. I think they just find Wasps more irritating.

 

[sks43]

I think insects would be too difficult to beat. Maybe just one kind. Ants are too effective. Maybe moths - they are a bit shit but zombie moths would be hard to beat. Safe in the daytime but at night they come for you.

What about gnats? They are already annoying, but make them zombies, what would happen when they swarmed?

 

[LinusRules]

And you could easily flick them away.

Not if you were sleeping. Now maybe if you were a tossed and turner. That could really frustrate a zombie pill bug. And maybe that's scene one.

Damn, these movies just write themselves.

 

[Espyordeny]

I didn't know what a pill bug was, now I find that on this continent the are called butcher boys. I think I'm done gardening until the summer. Zombies don't like heat right?

 

[LinusRules]

I didn't know what a pill bug was, now I find that on this continent the are called butcher boys. I think I'm done gardening until the summer. Zombies don't like heat right?

They're ok with it. Their problem is when they go to the beach they forget to use sunscreen and can't feel the sunburn.