A Conversation

[Lunation]

Pleasure and attack are the same to them. I think I would only know if they were going for the jugular. Otherwise, they are only giving you love-bites and love-scratches. Or in my case, love-welts (because I am allergic).

I think she would go for the jugular, she's just a little incompetent.

Still, she's trying. If I suddenly go silent, I want everyone here to know that it was no accident. There is likely a tiny house tiger chewing my soft bits off.

 

[vavavaVoom]

I think she would go for the jugular, she's just a little incompetent.

Still, she's trying. If I suddenly go silent, I want everyone here to know that it was no accident. There is likely a tiny house tiger chewing my soft bits off.

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[SilenceDances]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

Especially if the tiger was only chewing the soft bits. I find it very hard to believe that a tiger would ignore the bones.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Plus I also want to know what was the stuffed toy she tore apart. Me thinks lil kitty was feeling challenged and wanting to insure you understand that she is THE pussy who counts!

 

[Lunation]

I'd imagine she'd have to chew through the soft bits to get to the bones. Unfortunately, taking a picture of myself being devoured sounds difficult...

It was a bear. Nothing to threaten a territorial pussy.

 

[vavavaVoom]

...taking a picture of myself being devoured sounds difficult...

practice makes perfect

 

[Lunation]

practice makes perfect

Fair. I just snapped some quick pictures and changed my av.

No devouring going on. I'll have to keep practicing.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Ya see what can be accomplished with a "Can do" attitude!

 

[Lunation]

Ya see what can be accomplished with a "Can do" attitude!

Next I'll try to get the cat in there.

The internet demands to see my pussy.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Pussy demands? Hell! Aint you in the right place!

 

[just4friends]

I thought cocks were more demanding what with their cock a doo da doodling in the morning

 

[vavavaVoom]

I thought cocks were more demanding what with their cock a doo da doodling in the morning

Is that what you do? *slaps the table exclaimimg* D E T A I L S!!!
Now, gimme!

 

[just4friends]

Well.. If it could crow it would given how it wakes up all stiff and cranky, not at all like a nice pussy all warm and cuddly ready to purr

 

[vavavaVoom]

A cranky cock? You?
The mind boggles! Tells me more!

 

[just4friends]

A cranky cock? You?
The mind boggles! Tells me more!

I guess by cranky I meant kinky

 

[Lunation]

This thread is full of cocks and pussies!

I'd threaten to turn the hose on you but that may not have the intended effect.

 

[numeniusa]

You've got your hose out?

 

[Lunation]

You've got your hose out?

I do. It's not for the feint of heart. Stand back! The front row will get wet!


...this is not at all how I imagined this thread, but what are ya gonna do.

Though, knowing myself, I really should have seen this coming.

 

[numeniusa]

Hehe, sorry, I am congenitally unable to resist an opportunity for double entendre...

So, how did you imagine this thread, then? Can we get it back on track?

 

[Lunation]

Hehe, sorry, I am congenitally unable to resist an opportunity for double entendre...

So, how did you imagine this thread, then? Can we get it back on track?

I have no idea anymore. I mean, I did talk to myself for half of the first page, so I'm not sure I would bring it back there.

I'm just not organized enough to start a thread on lit. Too much pressure.

 

[fishyfingers]

Hehe, sorry, I am congenitally unable to resist an opportunity for double entendre...

So, how did you imagine this thread, then? Can we get it back on track?

I doubt it, especially if he's got his hose out, making the front row wet, and he can't see it cumming.
(Sorry, I'm beyond help!)

 

[Lunation]

I doubt it, especially if he's got his hose out, making the front row wet, and he can't see it cumming.
(Sorry, I'm beyond help!)

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

 

[fishyfingers]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I like you for that quote alone... Provided you're forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

 

[numeniusa]

I have no idea anymore. I mean, I did talk to myself for half of the first page, so I'm not sure I would bring it back there.

I'm just not organized enough to start a thread on lit. Too much pressure.

Pressure? It's supposed to be fun!

Just relax. Breathe....

Now. A conversation. Let's see...

What do you like about where you live?

 

[numeniusa]

I doubt it, especially if he's got his hose out, making the front row wet, and he can't see it cumming.
(Sorry, I'm beyond help!)

Oh yes. You are one of my kind....