A continuing Saga

[Jenny_Jackson]

I have this loser neighbor named Steve, but I just call him loser. I sort of put up with him because he's a mechanic and repairs my pickup for free (mostly, I think, because he wants to get in my pants - ain't going to happenm if course).

So, three days ago I'm having a problem with my pickup ideling too fast. I suspect some damn sensor is whacked. I call loser. He says he'll be right over.

Six hours later he calls me back and says he has a stomach ache. I says ok.

The next day, he's a no show again. His house is all locked up, drapes closed and he's not answering his telephone.

Yesterday afternoon he shows up to tell me he's constipated. He wants to know what to do. I told him, eat prunes, ex-lax, whatever. I just don't want to know about it.

At midnight he came over to tell me he ate 5 prunes and do I think that's enough. I told him to call his doctor.

This morning he came back to tell me the doctor recommended what amounts to an enema.

I don't really want to hear about it. FIX MY TRUCK, YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!

 

[The_Fool]

Jen, you so had your chance. Think garden hose.....

 

[TxRad]

Jen, you so had your chance. Think garden hose.....

At midnight under a full moon. or is that in a full moon?

Halloween treasure if there ever was any.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Jenny

If you want it for free, you have to stroke the beast.

Most of us learnt that in college. Guys are sooo readable.

Titillate but don't promise and I bet his intestinal probs evaporate.

 

[MarshAlien]

Really, the nerve of some people. I mean, it's not like he has to take any bathroom breaks now.

 

[impressive]

T A N S T A A F L

 

[MarshAlien]

T A N S T A A F L

Well, it's not really a free lunch if poor Jenny constantly has to maintain the difficult illusion that this gentleman is one day likely to be able to have his way with her as long as he keeps providing free automotive repair, is it?

 

[jomar]

So he wants you to be part of his kink. String him along: "Ooh, did you use Fleet? *bat eyes* "Tell me about it while you fix my truck."

 

[flavortang]

I think the dumb guy finally put two and two together and realized that his efforts weren't going to end with the two of you in bed so he, logically, is making himself scarce. I would've done the same thing he did, except I never would've fixed a car for free.

I definitely wouldn't have given excuses, for fuck's sake, especially for not doing free work. Grow some balls, Steve!