A Contest

[mrshump]

The first 5 men or women to respond to me by pm with a poem that rhymes penis with another word or vagina with another word will receive by email 5 pics of me naked.

remember to add your email in your pm.

good luck

 

[porkyrocket69]

Even though he was concerned with its weeness
He went ahead and pulled out his penis
He pleaded to put it in her vagina
Which was twice the size of North Carolina

 

[MrSilence]

Yum!

Upon viewing her nether sweetness,
His flaccid member became a hardened penis!
Before he entered her vagina,
He tasted that which was better than chocolate from Godiva!

 

[DreadUK]

A virgin queen named Regina
Whose realm was Lower Vagina
Got incredibly slick
When a subject called Dick
Put his penis deeply inside her.

 

[UhlBWett]

Hmmmmm

One day in the park while my GF was sucking my penis,
A smiling old man happened along and seen us.

Too easy...……

Her lips were red, full and supple, the only thing finer,
was the warm, sweet wetness of her smooth shaven vagina.

 

[jzzz]

You are a sexy, classic beauty!

 

[HussarVanburen]

I wanted to see her naked
So I thought I'd go ahead and fake it
Writing a poem about a penis
You know, that stick of venus
And that most notorious of vaginas
Which belongs to the empress of China
And though it be doggerrel I hope it suffices
Hell, I suppose there are worse vices
Than writing a poem for a pair of tits
As an exercise in naughty wits

 

[mrshump]

The contest is over

Many thanks to all the creative souls who provide me with much laughter.