A Confession from a Bun Addict

[Gingersnap]

I have to confess to a severe addiction to Roger's ass and wanting to touch it all the time. The poor man cannot climb stairs in front of me because I lose all control when I see those cute buns in front of me. Today I think I drooled on myself when he bent over to get the cup I knocked to the floor for the third time this morning. Help me OBEWON you're my only hope.

 

[Silverlily]

<wink>

Sounds like you don't need help, just a bib!
May the Force be with you, young Asswatcher.

 

[Sammyjo]

Oh I know...well, not about Roger, but damn...I love a guy with a nice ass

 

[KillerMuffin]

You n me both sister. Not Roger's but my StudMuffin's. Whew, I can't get near him without fishin around in his pants. Is there an online chapter of Assaddicts Anonymous I might join?

 

[Naked Hunny]

I dont know Muff but after that pic of Studmuffin you sent me I cant seem to keep him out of my mind hehe!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

this could explain things why i keep getting pinched but when i turn all the gals in the grocery store have such innocents looks on thier face. Its my buns. I just thought i had a sick mother and aunt all these years telling me i had a hot ass. does anyone realizing how disturbing to a boy going through puberty when his mother and aunt talk about you like a sex toy?

 

[teresafannin]

I don't know about that bobtoad, but I met my first husband from the behind. He had the best ass I had ever seen. I am so glad to know that there are other ladies out there that are watching guys behinds.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Just a question then... if you met your first husbnd by his ass, did he turn out to be one?

 

[CreamyLady]

I do enjoy the sight of a well-shaped ass in tight jeans, which may or may not explain why I more often than not see men walking away.

Oh, well. There are compensations -- a wonderful view, and no recriminations later.

 

[Gil]

Poooor Roger!

Just brought to mind the old Neil Diamond classic..."Thong, thung blue...weepin' on my pillow..."

Oops, did I drop my teeth on the floor again...heh, heh.

 

[teresafannin]

Hi Chef, sorry to be so late in answering. No, he actually turned out to be a great guy. I think we would have stayed married, but we were both barely out of high school & had no clue how to be adults, much less married adults going to school,working, paying bills, etc. We remained good friends after the divorce & had he not been killed in a car accident, I think we might have gotten back together & made it work. We were both amazingly young & stupid, not the best way to start out a marriage. I tell all of my son's friends to go to college, grow up a bit & then think about marriage. After all, 2 can live as cheaply as 1, as long as 1 of you doesn't eat, or at least that was our experience.

 

[Gingersnap]

Gil,I thought the edentulous look was you. BTW who is Neil Diamond? Is he some kind of country western singer?

Oh Fuck Oh Yuck!!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

WoooHoo I thought i was the only one who didnt know who Neil Diamond was!!

 

[Mortto56]

"I missed again."

I thought you where talking about
Bunn coffee makers!..(LMAO)

 

[Dreamer1]

Ginger my friend, someday I will figure out who all the characters in your Star Wars fantasy are! BTW, does confession of your obsession help to cleanse the soul? Poor Roger, you probably make him feel so cheap. My wife does the same thing to me! Hey Rog, lets start a support group for Guys With Nice Butts Who Feel Cheap(and love it)!

[Edited by Dreamer1 on 09-10-2000 at 09:53 PM]

 

[Nicole]

Umm ... fill me in please.

Are you and Roger actually together now?? I mean Physically together??? Did I miss something or did you not tell everyone???

HELP ME GINGER.

 

[Dreamer1]

I tell them to get a room and they do it! Those damn crazy kids!

 

[Gingersnap]

It's the wonders of technology Nicole.

 

[Guest]