A confession about Miss Scarlett and me

[Oliver Clozoff]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

SS and I fell down in the mud.



[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 08-14-2000 at 05:08 PM]

 

[Siren]

Not cool

 

[Wizard]

WTF??????????????

 

[Naked Hunny]

is it just me?

I find this post kind of crude. If its true that you and SS are in a "relationship" we are all happy for you but you did not need to share the details of your sexual encounters thank you very much!!

If this isnt true i believe you should apologize to SS profusely and you owe everyone else here an apology as well for even posting such nonsense!!

 

[CreamyLady]

My Goddess. What did she ever do to you?

It must have been awful, or why else would you post such a thing?

 

[Nicole]

Did she do something to upset you??? If so I missed it.

I must say that it is YOU that is looking the silly one here. SS is a well liked woman that doesn't deserve this.

Please apologise and forget this thread.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Easy, folks! I'm "letting you in on it".

Lighten up and take a few deep breaths. What you just read was a bit of a practical joke I'm playing on Miss Scarlett. I haven't even met her in person.

You're very sweet to stand up for her and kick my sorry ass for being such a jerk, but I'm just trying to get a rise out of her.

Now, commence with your ire and I'm gonna delete this post before she can read that it's a joke.

Now play along!

 

[Carl East]

I find this to be in very poor taste, I'm even shocked, I expected better from you Oliver. What's wrong, didn't it work out, and now you feel bitter, well, congratulations you've just proved that men can bitch too.

Carl.

 

[Siren]

You are a crude rude dude......

 

[Nicole]

Joke or no Joke ... That really wasn't called for.

Is it just me or does your sense of humour need looking at???

Sorry just my thoughts.

 

[Wizard]

I enjoy a good joke with the best of them but dame dude .......Thats not at all a good joke ....I even find it offensive..........


Not cool dude , very uncool move.......

 

[CreamyLady]

Really, Oliver, couldn't you find the cybernetic equivalent of a frog in her briefcase?

This is just in awful taste.

 

[Dreamer1]

I learned something a long time ago. If you must explain why something is so inappropriate to someone who clearly should know better, you are wasting your breath. Very simplistic I know but I think it applies here.

 

[Wizard]

If your a man you will edit it out right now before more folks see it...your way over the line man..Be a man you made a bad post now get it out of there.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ok, guys. This is getting a bit out of hand. I talked to her last night about this.

I apologize for not letting you in on it ahead of time. In hindsight it was boneheaded.

I know she's your friend. Y'all are awesome to stand up for her. I'd do the exact same thing in your position, so I don't know why I didn't give ya the heads up ahead of time. I don't blame you one bit. But she's my friend too. We had a conversation about such a joke just last night. About this very topic.

We were both laughing.

Now, [please] ease up before you get me crucified!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

OMG Ollie .. well, i knew it wasn't true when i read it right away cause i was with scarlett when we both met you on line .. so ...

i know you have a warped sense of humour .. cause you have used it on me ..

well, maybe this time your weird humour got the better of you.

yours truly, cheech and chong

 

[Wizard]

Still an asshole..........

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yes, ma'am, sweet Izzy. <sheepishly>

It looks like it did. <gulp>

 

[Skitten]

Well you find this as a joke I on the other hand do not you had no right what so ever to talk about SS like that. Whatever it was meant for you you have no class at all. It is just plain mean. No one deserves this and especially a sweet person like simply southern.

You owe her an apology if I ever heard one you are just bein plain cruel in every sense of the word. I don't know if you wanted a rise out of her of what. But you got a rise from all of us. You need to formally apologise to this awesome women and if your lucky she will accept, but hell I am not sure if I would.

If you tried being a friend to her instead of insulting her but you chose the later which is totally uncool. You need to get a grip nobody wants to hear things like that about themselves or friends of theirs. So I hope in all honestly that you will treat her like the cool person she is.

 

[Skitten]

You are just plain cruel plain and simple grow up and be a man. No man I have ever known would insult a woman they cared for like that.

 

[Siren]

NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO PULL YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE SLING

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Lady is Nicer than Lay

remember dear Ollie Hardy .. oh what a difference a "d" makes .. and Scarlett is a lady .. a tarty lady .. but still a lady ..

and i want to point out that Miss Scarlett is MY pet name for her .. since when do you have the right to use it? ... lmao .. no seriously ..

 

[Carl East]

Oliver, I find myself to be a fortunate man, because I have a friend, who calls herself Simply Southern. You, in my opinion have degenerated her good name, and I can only hope and pray that you retract that assault.

If it was meant as humour, then it is in bad taste.

Carl.

 

[Siren]

NOW YOU TRY TO DELETE WHAT YOU POSTED

 

[Floating Head]

I don't interact with you all on here very much, but I have watched a lot. The lady SS, has always been a real class act. Never goes out of her way to hurt anyone. And I for one have enjoyed having her on here. She has been a great addition.

You, Oliverclozoff, have also represented yourself quite well on here....UP UNTIL NOW!!!

That is absolutely one of the most boneheaded moves I have seen on here in a while. I could expect it from the deecoles, or dave-73's and a few others, but from YOU!

MAN, THAT SURPRISES THE HELL OUT OF ME, COMING FROM YOU.

I thought you had more taste, dude....

Boooooooooo!

AT least you removed it!!!!! <thumbs down to you>