Missingmeds
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I think that mind-blowing sex is possible without the intimacy. But that is just me, and it isn't that I just think it is, I know it is.
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Missingmeds said:A little something that came in the email today.
Life - Here's the math
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Missingmeds said:Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive.'
I tried to warn you, I really did. I tried to tell you not to trust any
of that bunch and you didn't listen. I am so sorry, but I have to say that
I told you this would happen.
Whew. I feel better for having gotten that out of my system.
Niiteshade said:Well.......I have talked about you in PM's.![]()
But only that you had been "guiding" me a bit, on the
in's-and-out's of this MB. (And you get rave's, BTW.
You're highly respected here.)
But I don't tell them anything personal about you. Like
I could. lmao! As Sgt. Schultz used to say:
"I know nuuuuthink.......NuuuuuThink!!!!"![]()
-Niiteshade