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A Companion thread...

This is a dedication from PJ to someone on Lit. You know who you are.

Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell

I'm just an average guy with an average life
I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
But I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

CHORUS:
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid

CHORUS

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...

I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be

I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?

I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!
 
Good morning again.

This time I think that I am up to stay. Or maybe that should awake to stay awake.
 
im fine thanks missing, you probably know me better from just erotica as james :), well im fine apart from waiting for JE to come back up :(

how are you then having a good day?
 
I am working on having a good day and yes, I knew who you were. There is just something about the way that you post that lets it be known.

I am hoping how soon JE is back up too.
 
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner protested, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything......he might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a Labrador retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry....if you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20....but what with the lab report and the cat scan..."
 
well i must be quite obvious with my posting style, or you are very perceptive.
Hope your day is progresssing well without any stress or annoyances.
Mine had just got noisier as i've picked up the little one from school.

I've not checked the link for JE in the last 30 mins I must go and do that now :)

I like the joke by the way very good :D
 
well I like a good joke, and if its a bit silly then even better :).
I just checked the site too :( my withdrawl symptons are kicking in
 
Judging from my emails, alot of people are having withdrawals.

Going to take a shower now, wanna come with?
 
would love to :p I'll bring some extra bubbly shower gel and myself ;)

See you in there, I'm looking forward to sponging you down : :D
 
damn my poor sense of direction, i did wonder why I was chased out of the house by a madwoman brandishing a frying pan
 
indeed it was very frightening, it would have been too bad but she was cooking sausages at the time and the frying pan was full of hot oil :(
 
I'm glad you like it :) At first I thought it was a little cheeky then i thought fuck it ;)
 
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